Tuesday, February 26, 2008

ESPN Sends Salisbury Back to the Bots

Sean Salisbury's days at ESPN have come to an end. Tonight, the world mourns....












...I'm drunk.

15 comments:

bizzo5000 said...

I'm on my way to drunk and very happy at this news. I'm very happy Salisbury can "expand" his "brand" in such venues as local peep shows future episodes of "Pro Vs. Joes"

Punch Rockgroin said...

Great. Before, when he was at ESPN, he was contained, and I could avoid him. Now, he'll be popping up without notice.

This is when they let sex offenders out of prison, except with a sex offender.

Francois Leroux Speedskater said...

Good liddance Sarisbuly!

Ten mirrion smirres fol this news.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Q: Where can a perennial no talent backup QB get a job as an analyst trying to hold current players "accountable" for their actions on the field?

A: The Rorrdride Readel

Thanks ESPN for firing his ass.
Fuck you for waiting 12 years to do it.

James said...

somewhere john clayton is putting on lipstick and crossing his boss's name off of his "people to kill" list while ELO plays softly in the background.

dickey simpkins said...

Hmmm open spot for intoxication and baseless predictions and analysis? Well, med school be damned, I'll be sending my resume right quick.

smurphette said...

I thought I was your Snack Pack! Well played, James.

Don't let the door hit you on your way out, Salisbury.

yournamehere said...

I wonder if "expand into other opportunities" involves giving dollar handies at the bus depot.

Pac 10 Sports said...

BDD should be elated that they're essentially replacing him with his boy Cris Carter

Otto Man said...

I'd like to thank UM for going with that photo and not one of Li'l Sean.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Hurray Beer!

Sorry I will take my he-man pj's and leave now.

The Last Unitard said...

It's RO-BITCHIN'!

Spatula said...

Maybe Carter could reprise his interview with Larry Johnson from "Inside the NFL."

futuremrsrickankiel said...

That MS Paint is so bad it's good.

Ryan L said...

@ james:

I am listening to ELO right now on slacker.com. No lipstick for me though.