You’ll have to forgive the housekeeping post, but since the season is over I wanted to make a post that linked to my favorite shit during the season. Some of this shit is obvious, some is stuff that amuses me and no one else. If you haven’t read any of these, well then you’re just a fucker now, aren’t you?
PS – I know this list is long. Fuck you. These posts are my children. My very deformed, retarded children. So suck my peepee.
The original Rex Grossman post
The Eli Manning post
I pray to Jesus to kill Brandon Jacobs
The 2006 Drinking and Drugging Preview
Photos of my beer gut (Ladies, this post is not safe for panties)
The original Bill Simmons rant (where I call him a fucktard and Malcolm Gladwell comments)
Bitter Peyton Manning
Peter King gay porn
The Lupica parody
The Easterbrook parody
Mile high airlines
The Eagles fan guide to projectile weaponry
Your KSK Xmas guide and Thanksgiving guide
The OJ parody (the one where I poop in Tupperware)
In defense of really fucking old QB’s
Awkwardness with Brian Griese and Damien Woody
The world’s fucking awesomest pregame playlist
You can be a Hall of Famer!
Willie Roaf is a bastard
Why the NFL is the greatest thing ever
The Vikings bye week itinerary
I think I had a heart attack
And there’s your clip show. I dare you to find a better conpendium of football-related dick jokes. In terms of bodies of work, this one rates a solid Stacy Kiebler.
Meast of the Year vote later this week.