Pregame Show--What.The.Fuck.
This is the gayest thing I've ever seen on network television (and that includes Grey's Anatomy) .
Quoth Drew: It's like a French abortion.
My take is more sinister. I'm convinced that Roger Goodell is actively trying to ruin my life.
We'll be back throughout the pregame/game/halftime ceremony with our thoughts. Join us in the comments.
Re: Marlee Matlin signing the national anthem
Drew: Write that down so we can make a deaf joke later.
It's good to be amongst friends.
Nice work by Joel on that anthem, short and sweet. Sure am glad I didn't bet on that fucker.
Patrick Manley has a manly mustache. Who the fuck is Patrick Manley?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT! DEVIN HESTER FOR PRESIDENT!
I hope this doesn't play out like the Florida/Ohio State game. I'm just glad I didn't go out for that cig.
Nice toss Peyton
DREW at 6:37: REX IS FUCKING GOING DEEP.
48 comments:
I would have took the under. Let the cannonizing commence.
Must see Norbit more times than i see the commercial
Anyone else notice how everybody else had family and Marvin Harrison was represented by his 7th grade Geometry teacher?
How big of a loser are you when you don't even have family to represent you for a Super Bowl ad? Poor Harrison. Nobody likes you.
1st play after the kick: Deep to Berrian.
Laces out Marino!
Hmm imagine that
We'll have to wait for our Sex Cannon fix.
animated animals suck like katie couric
gloria estefan should have taken her shirt off. show a little spinal scar, talk about that time her and left-eye from TLC were running drugs off the cliff [burton]
Booger McFarland is actually Eddie Murphy in a fat suit.
this is, in fact, the last game of the season.
Fucking Nantz...Peyton missed a day of practice earlier THIS YEAR.
Oh, fuck. Wayne just scored.
Did Manning just have a throwgasm?
Waynehead wide open, wow blown coverage anyone?
Eschew.
Oh, shit, ......Oh yes!
That's how Rexy does it in the sexy business!
Sex Cannon-1 Peyton- Horsehead
Rex's touchdown pass gave me butterflies!
Carlos (fka Ned) Mencia just ruined my Super Bowl. His stupid commericial has actually been the best one so far. My brain is bleeding.
What, you didn't enjoy the homo-erotic Snickers commercial? Seriously, are they trying to make football a gay sport?
Deaf joke? How about HOT deaf bitch joke?
Cedric Benson injures his own teammate.
Malcontent.
Can someone say, 98 yard touchdown pass to Berrian?
Not quite Eric.....
31-21 Da Bears. Rextasy shatters at least 6 hips during the course of the game, and tells Jim Nantz off as he accepts the Lombardi. Berrian has two touches, Rex rushes for one. Hester gets a kick-off. Gould ends the half with FG. Michael Irvin gets caught with a kilo of blow, voiding his election to the HOF.
11:58 AM, February 04, 2007
fenwayf, that's a vice city spoof.
mcfad: i'll go merriman and irvin caught in a hotel pulling the mantrain
If the Coke guys were trippin' balls, I'm really curious as to what in Sam Hell the Garmin people were doing.
Nothing like fat people getting horny over Doritos.
Wait...The coaches are black?
i never touch a dorito or a register 6 ever. again.
The cliff really made the first commerical last commericalof that break. Office workers being bagged and netted for a training seminar...ehh.
But then the ones who escape plummeting to their deaths for no apparent reason? I can dig it.
How to get a man by Sarah Spain
1. Have a giant rack.
2. Display rack at every possible moment.
And there you have it.
Bad comment box! Bad!
The cliff really made the first commerical of that break. Office workers being bagged and netted for a training seminar...ehh.
But then the ones who escape plummeting to their deaths for no apparent reason? I can dig it.
Need to let Rex Unleash the dragon
Nice shot of an emotionless Benson sitting on a bench in the rain - cold, hooded and alone. It's like seeing into the future. What you can't see yet is the sign asking for money and me throwing a milkshake on him.
If eric's guess is correct, I suggest a spanking.
That can't fail a movie with tim allen, martin lawrence and travolta. Question how did they get Macy to sign on?
Tim Allen, John Travolta, and Martin Lawrence ride motorcycles together.
Yeah, I can see that one.
jim nantz: "[strike]marcia, marcia, marcia[/strike]peyton peyton peyton"
Okay, now it's time to see someone unleash the Dragon.
Well, this half time show should fit the whole gay theme they've got going for them so far.
And Tom Brady is giggling to himself right now.
Vanderjagt would have hit that.
Now time to catch some of the Puppy Bowl.
I'm betting on bulldog railing a poodle
SHIBBA SHABBA!! FLIPPA DADDA BADDADOOBA. HABBA KNABBA SIPPAH SLIMMA!
20:1 says prince's nipple slips out in the rain
Prince: "Are you ready to get nuts tonight?"
Peyton: "Yes"
What the fuck is on stage dancing with Prince? I may be a little drunk, but it looks like two yeti's and a black pillsbury doughboy.
the glow in the dark bandies look like neon sperm dancing around.
Shockingly, Prince's halftime show managed to be less weird than the pregame show.
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