Jones: Ooooh, look at you! You're the fattest thing I've ever seen! You'd be way more fun to push around than Turner!
Wade: Stop poking me.
Jones: C'mon, tubby! Dance like a fat man!
Wade: Maybe this was a bad idea.
Jones: Get on your knees! I'm gonna ride around on you like a big fat pony!
Wade: Oh, all right.
Jones: Now say, "I love bacon!"
Wade: I love bacon.
Jones: No! Say it like a fatty! You fatty fat fat fat!
Wade: I love bacon!
Jones: Who's a fatty boombalatty? Is it you?
Wade: I guess.
Jones: Tee hee hee! You're so fat! Now smush your titties together and lick 'em!
Wade: Shit. I could've stayed in La Jolla.
Jones: I will never get tired of this!