Friday, February 2, 2007

Dispatch from Miami: Ta-DOW!

He's a slippery bastard, Joe Willie Namath. His handler was pulling him away after an interview with Sporting News Radio, and I didn't get a chance to ask him any questions. He almost got away without a picture.

Almost.

Namath had to put the shades on to handle Captain Caveman's skin tone

More later.

NOTE: He did not want to kiss me.

34 comments:

Rob I said...

Looks like Matt is with leather. LOLOL

Big Daddy Drew said...

SCORE!

Big Daddy Drew said...

Ufford, you borrow that shirt from Daulerio?

Christmas Ape said...

Look at that Namath. Who does he think he is with that long hair. He looks like a girl.

Now, Ufford. There's a guy with a haircut you can set your watch to.

Unsilent Majority said...

Winner!

I always thought guys like him stopped wearing sunglasses indoors once they quit drinking.

peter king crowned my ass said...

Has Caveman not bought a shirt since he was 10 years old?

Tranny McHardpenis said...

Wow legendary picture for the site. What's he drinking there? That's the worst part about being famous and getting publicly drunk. All the drunks in the media pressure u for an apology. They tell you and the public that you need help and will not relent until you get it. It's bullshit. All these guys should say "fuck it, fuck you, I enjoy getting drunk just like you. It was unfortunate that I was on TV." That's why I'll always admire John Daly. And why the fuck are these word verifications so long?

becky said...

PKCMA-
no need when you're still the same size?

Otto Man said...

I can only assume that Broadway Joe decided to Irish up that coffee.

flubby said...

We don't say the I-Word around here, Otto.

SPORTS! said...

hohumhohumhohum

[i]Joe Namath booze jokes[/i]

S-L-O-W D-A-Y

Unsilent Majority said...

Caveman has a thing for penguins.

Splash Two said...

CC - Pasty white skin and earth tone shirts are a fashion faux pas.

Just an FYI for ya!

Otto Man said...

We don't say the I-Word around here, Otto.

My bad. I should've said Namath would Gaelic-American that coffee.

BigTDog said...

Brilliant!

save the steagles said...

I think the brown polo looks hip and compliments CC's fair skin tones quite well.

Awful Announcing- said...

Ahhh Penguin shirts...I could wear them once. CC is just rubbing it in to the fat slobs on Radio Row.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

It's nice to see the face of KSK. I seriously have a picture in my head of you guys and it's not pretty my friends.

I thought you all still played video games in your mom's basements while eating Hungry Mans off a TV tray. Congrats CC- you look like an average member of society!

Oh and rockin' photo! Total score!

The Pirate Sloth said...

Good fucking lord CC, you really are from Seattle. You're just as pasty as most of the people here!

Otto Man said...

The few. The proud. The translucent.

highonLowe said...

No worries Joe, I like a little coffee with my bourbon too

MDG said...

CC since the Spain Trian thing didn't work out it looks like you have a sporting chance with Fenwayfaithful.

Thats quite the smile on Willy Joe.

Chris said...

The few. The proud. The translucent.

Yes indeed. I am also a ginger kid so you know, I got that going for me as well. I am sure if you ask Becky or Steagle they will tell you that they would prefer a pasty ginger kid over Tom Brady or any of those other "good looking" douche bags any day.

TheBigO said...

How the fuck did you survive the marines with those noodle arms CC?

Jackin'4Beats said...

Has Caveman not bought a shirt since he was 10 years old?

That shirt does look kinda young on you m'man. And where's your other hand? Are you giving Broadway Joe the business back there? No wonder he's smiling so hard.

Good job, now off to the Penthouse party with you, get us some REAL PICTURES!!!!

MUHAHAHAHAHA

doug_plank said...

Nothing says "I'm sober" like wearing sunglasses indoors with a mystery brown liquid in a rock glass.

Signal to Noise said...

Good job, CC. Now get thee to the beach and a lounge chair!

PANGER said...

are you and aj competing for "most heinous polo shirt"?

SA said...

It's pictures like these that remind me why I'm glad to have the melanin in my skin.

BigRicks said...

Great picture,

When does Drew get a photo-op with Simmons?

thirdstringjd said...

CC looks so much like Andy Sanberg without the floppy hair that I wish he would tell Joe Namath that he got him a dick in a box.

Unsilent Majority said...

third string- CC doesn't have the nasal requirments. Perhaps if he converted...

A.R.P. said...

Was he wearing pantyhose? It looks like he's about to spit flaming geritol all over the place.

Also: looks like Broadway Joe is sporting a pert A-cup these days. Way to be... like Suzy Kolber.

Scottish said...

So, erm... I'm guessing you didn't tell him who you work for?