Friday, February 2, 2007

KSK Celebrity Super Bowl Pick
Bukkake: The Crew From The
1986 Challenger Shuttle Mission

The celebrity Super Bowl pick is a time-honored tradition, one we at KSK are super fucking excited to be a part of. For the next two weeks, stars from the world of entertainment, politics, and more will drop by to make their picks for the big game in Miami! Next up, the crew of the 1986 Challenger mission.

"T minus 5 seconds...4...3...ignite boosters....we have liftoff...




Greetings, football fans! This is the crew of the Space Shuttle Challenger...

...informing you that we are go for liftoff and go for football, over...

...this brief launch message comes to you...as we begin our seven day flight and liftoff for the 25th space shuttle mission...

...Houston, we have cleared the tower...copy that...

...this year's Super Bowl should be a great game...for the fans for America and around the world...

...Houston, ready for roll program...copy that, going heads down, good roll, heading downrange, over...

...As for the crew's prediction, some of us are Bears fans and some of us aren't...We did fail to reach consensus, but we took a vote...and we did have a majority....our majority vote says that tonight's winner will be--"







BOOM!

42 comments:

HofC said...

Jesus MMP

5150cd said...

We will soon have a prediction from a baby being eaten by fire ants while being anally raped by the ghost of Patton.

Paul Teeple said...

Too soon?

FenwayFaithful78 said...

May God have mercy on your sick, sick, SICK soul....


clever though- points for that.

Brad said...

Did someone recieve a high level of inappropriate touching at Space Camp as a kid? Wow...

Mike said...

Does this mean Rex had Christa McAuliffe?

mcSey said...

mike is onto something there. Did a six year old Rexy point the Sex Cannon in the wrong direction?

Suss & The Family Stone said...

I'm confused. The SHITFUCKNOOOOOOs are gonna win?

Rua said...

Anyone know who Barbaro is picking in the Super Bowl?

Badfish said...

Have we gotten a Cory Lidle pick yet? You think he'll take the SHITFUCKNOOOOOOS as well? Add Steve Olin's prediction to the mix, and we could have a consensus Super Bowl winner!

Big Daddy Drew said...

See now, the crew of the Columbia had a different pick, which was BLAM!

Big Daddy Drew said...

Gimme a light.

No, a BUD Light!

Ruthless Gravity said...

There's a line back there somewhere.

FYI, Barbaro is picking the Colts. He thinks Marvin Harrison is the glue that holds that team together.

HofC said...

Suss and his family win btw

Splash Two said...

Next we should hear from someone as the jump from one of the twin towers on 9/11.

My Insignificant Life said...

This was just so not good.

devang said...

Even the devil cringes at you MMP.

(He picks the Bears because Manning will be so distraught after the loss that he will turn into a Jeffrey Dahmer clone and eventually end up in hell where he will ride Barbaro to run errands for the netherworld.)

highonLowe said...

20 yrs ago and I still say, too soon

Clint said...

We need a celebrity pick from Princess Di, Payne Stewart, Dale Earnhardt, Derrick Thomas, and Tony Dungy's son.

Jackin'4Beats said...

That. Was. So. Wrong.

WOW.

Billy said...

I feel dirty for laughing. I'll continue to feel dirty as I chuckle to myself about this for the rest of the day...

shea_guevara said...

Did anyone else watch the Challenger Kaboom as it happened, at school, because your third grade teacher thought it would be a neat idea to see a real teacher blast off into outerspace?

I remember thinking, "They can't really be blown up, it only happened on TV!"

Oh, and my verification word is efobjiz. Is that in the urban dictionary?

mikeski said...

I can't bet until I hear from Andre Waters and Molly Ivins.

Awful Chief said...

my second grade teacher did, shea_guevara. i remember thinking "whoa! that was...awesome!"

I'm confused. The SHITFUCKNOOOOOOs are gonna win?

No, a BUD Light!

best comments ever. ok, back to my morning snuff film.

goto11 said...

After this, I'm eagerly anticipating the James Dungy pick from you guys.

Dickens Cider said...

Yikes, I think I'll stay out of this one.

jeskeets said...

Hmmm... too late?

the butler said...

what about the Columbine High School student body? or the congregation of the Branch Dividians?

The Shitfucknooooos are gonna be looking damn good by the end of this.

epsknows said...

Wow, perhaps I am a horrible person because I found that funny. That said I was in kindergarten that day leaving the cafeteria after lunch only to look up and see that explosion. Try explaining that to a 5 year old.

How many astronauts can sit in a volvo? 2 in the front, 2 in the back and seven in teh ashtray

too soon?

peter king crowned my ass said...

What does NASA stand for?

Need
Another
Seven
Astronauts

Hell won't be so bad; looks like I'll know plenty of people there.

The Andre Waters Experience said...

Andre says: oof. Show a little class, fellas.

Like, picks by Andy Reid's sons. That, I can get on board with.

But this was just wrong.

josh said...

people who read this blog and are calling MMP out for showing no class are like people who go to BYU and complain about getting no ass.

Signal to Noise said...

Wow. I feel bad for laughing and I'm going to do it again when I'm sober.

PANGER said...

i'm just gonna keep laughing and get drunk.

Happy Fun Miles said...

BRILLIANT!

That was so sick and so funny.

Just brilliant.

NFL Adam said...

I was doing stand-up, warming up some bad at the Hoffbrau in Fullerton a couple of years back (early 1990s). The kid that introduced me said that I once performed on A&E's Evening at the Improv. (Which I hadn't.) So I got on stage and said, "Yeah, I've gone from A&E's Evening at the Improv to opening for Fred Got Beaten By the Ugly Stick at a diver bar in Fullerton. My career is taking off like a rocket and Christa McAuliffe is driving."

I didn't work in Orange County for quite some time.

WeJamEcono said...

Which one of you is Sally Ride?!?

J.L. White said...

Has anyone bothered to ask for Ronald Reagan's pick in this game? He seems to favor the Fort Wayne Zeyphers over the Canton Bulldogs in an offensive explosion, 17-13. Jim Thorpe will come away with the MVP honors, but look out for that young, wily coach George Halas to have a few tricks up his sleeve!

quisqueya said...

get the smart answers from that marshall team

Laser Rocket Arm said...

What were the last words heard from the Challenger?

"Hey, what does this button do?"

Considering I once laughed my ass off over a picture of a guy falling from the World Trade Center that was captioned "Oh shit, I forgot my laptop!" I consider this relatively low on the list of Sick Shit I've Laughed At.

Bouj said...

OK, how about this (my girlfriend's favorite joke):

Did you know Christa McAuliffe had blue eyes? Yeah, one blew this way and the other blew that way! (while pointing in opposite directions)

And if anything on KSK is too over-the-top for your sensitivities, get a fucking helmet. The bar was set pretty low a LONG time ago.

rcalvanico said...

You've GOT to be kidding. That's just raw ignorance.

C'monnn. Wake up.