Thursday, February 15, 2007

Vote For The Meast Of The Year!



We've been trying to decide if we should continue the Meast of the Week award all through the offseason, but I think it's probably a feature best left to when football is present in our lives and not leaving a gaping void in the pit of our souls.

Besides, the MOW posts were largely used for us to talk about whatever the fuck we wanted, and now we have 6 whole months to do that anyway. And now here is the illustrious roll call of all the KSK Meast honorees. From this batch you must pick one player, the player we at KSK shall bestow the title of Meast of the Year upon. Making your work even harder is the fact that Sean Taylor, the original Meast himself, isn’t even on this list! Oh, the ironing.

Here we go. Make your picks in the comments. Coronation next week.

Week 1 – Shawne Merriman

Week 2 – Mike Peterson

Week 3 – Panthers defense

Week 4 – Santana Moss

Week 5 – Bears defense

Week 6 – Alan Faneca/Josh Brown

Week 7 – Steve Hutchinson

Week 8 – Mike Vrabel and Tully Banta-Cain

Week 9 - Jason Taylor

Week 10 - LaDainian Tomlinson

Week 11 - Chad Johnson

Week 12 - Bart Scott

Week 13 - Lorenzo Neal

Week 14 - Drew Brees

Week 15 - Pacman Jones

Week 16 - Steven Jackson

Week 17 - Darrent Williams

Wild Card Round – Shawn Andrews

Divisional Playoffs - Deuce McAllister

NFC Title Game – The Sex Cannon That Is Rex Grossman

AFC Title Game – Bob Sanders

Super Bowl XLI - Prince

Vote now!

67 comments:

Perks said...

NFC Title Game MOW should win MOY. After all, he won the Super Bowl's Most Important Player award.

Second Place goes to Andy Reid's sons.

Christmas Ape said...

Yeah, I love Grimby.

And Alan Faneca, of course.

Rob I said...

Jason Taylor.

Second place: Eli Manning's pimp hand.

king of the herculoids said...

give it to prince, second place to my boy darrent

becky said...

I'm sorry but it has to be Josh Brown, solely because that was the post where Drew killed the mouse and so did that fucking tarantula. BADASS.

MDG said...

Bob Sanders killed a man... with his big toe.

Unsilent Majority said...

Shawne

razorcanes said...

sex cannon...for the win

Jackin'4Beats said...

Shawne Merriman since his head is shaped like a shark fin.

Bob Sanders - 2nd place since he hits like a freakin' sledgehammer.

Isn't one of the prerequisites for having a "Pimp Hand" not being an inbred redneck that likes playing squash?

Shenanigans said...

Lo Neal, both good and bad

Basshole said...

Merriman.

MDT said...

Going from MOW to suspension to serious consideration of DPOY has to get Shawne Merriman my vote... if we're limiting this to former MOWs.

If not, though, I'd like to write in Brian Moorman, for taking the killshot of the year from Sean Taylor on a play that was basically designed to kill him in AN EXHIBITION GAME, and then getting up and patting Taylor on the helmet before walking off the field with his head still attached.

If that's not Measty I dunno what is.

MDT said...

I should also add that if it's possible to pass on the Meast by osmosis, Taylor did it with that hit. The Meast now resides someplace between Moorman's sternum and spleen.

Dave said...

Nobody's going to vote for my Panthers. They destroyed a man's spleen, and still they won't get a vote. Even I won't vote for 'em -- not over LT. Of all the monsters in La Jolla, his shadow still looms largest.

2nd place: Prince. Football careers are short, but rock'n'roll badassery is eternal. Have some pancakes, bitches.

grungedave said...

Sean Taylor should be MOW for the Pro Bowl... a technicality, but you can't leave out the namesake.

Then again, I vote for Rextacy no matter what.

Hercules Rockefeller said...

D-Will. Holla!

I used some Banta-Cain on a nasty rash and it cleared right up.

Signal to Noise said...

My vote goes to LDT.

2nd: Prince
3rd: Sex Cannon

Mike said...

I'll vote for Ocho Cinco. HUE!

Awful Chief said...

Bart Scott. Mr Hot Sauce!

McFad said...

Bears D.

TheBigO said...

DARRENT WILLIAMS

Pemulis said...

sex cannon

Clint said...

Sex Cannon, Cum Slinging Gross-man (rex)

Crizzle said...

Bob Sanders. Never before has a little ball of hate wreaked so much havoc.

As we all know 75% of the world is covered in water. The other 25% is coverd by Bob Sanders.

Sex Cannon 2nd place, as I never imagined hearing the words :Fisting the ball downfield" in any kind of remotely meaningful manner.

BigRicks said...

Prince, none of these other fuckers could play the guitar, sing and walk around in 6 inch heels in the fucking rain. Prince is the balls.

Smello said...

Pacman. He bought his own car back at auction. A police auction. AND, he's friends with George Jones.

A second place vote must go to Prince. The man rocked in high heels in a rain storm. That's definitely measty.

Lisa said...

I vote Rextacy, if only to recoup the $59 dollars I paid for his jersey for my kid. If I can't get a SB win, I might as tell him he's wearing the jersey of the Meast.

bleedjetgreen said...

I vote Bob Sanders. Did you see the Colts defense prior to his return from injury? They BLEW!!! They gave up 150+ yds to Ron Dayne. RON DAYNE!!!

I've never seen a safety have that much impact on one team's D in my life. No Bob Sanders... no Super Bowl... end of story! That's sounds pretty damn measty to me.

Honorable Mention to Darrent Williams...

gymclassheroes said...

PRINCE.

That is all.

Grimey said...

Bob Sanders ate your baby

Awful Announcing- said...

We all know it's going to Rex, but my vote is for Jeff Reed's wang.

Cubs lose! Cubs lose! said...

Is there any other pick than the Cannon?

daaaaaaa bears said...

even as a bears fan...And as much as the Sex Cannon deserves MOY...

My vote is for BDD...cause there can be only one Meast...

Laser Rocket Arm said...

It was really really difficult to pick, but I have to go with Prince because he made a Foo Fighters song sound cool. Plus he got away with phallic imagery on national TV. That's a measty thing.

Kyle said...

Neal just for his sheer desire to end somebody's life on every single play.

If that is not measty I don't know what is.

doug_plank said...

Sex Cannon -hopefully he won't fuck that up too.

Brave Sir Robin said...

First: Prince
Second: The throwgasm machine

Lou Pickney said...

Bob Sanders

the butler said...

Pac. And Man.

Never again will I hate a player to that extent as a rookie, then fall almost gayly in love with him the following season.

Happy Fun Miles said...

Bart Scott because

1) You used the post to praise Rex Grossman and included my absolute all-time favorite KSK line "Go fuck your mother. Yeah, I said it. You just got Oedipus Rexed"

2) Bart Scott laid one of the greatest hits in the history of the NFL on Ben Roethlisberger that week. I'm usually very calm and easy-going when watching the football (this past season anyway), but that hit made me whoop like a jack-ass

3) Bob Mould IS better than god.

5150cd said...

Bob Sanders. Easiest fucking question I've been asked all day.

Lionel McClure said...

As an Eagles fan, I wanna say Shawn Andrews, but was anyone REALLY meastier than Tomlinsin this year? I say no. Ladanian it is.

J. Snow said...

As a Vikes fan I feel obligated to vote for Hutchinson.

As a football fan, I feel obligated to vote for a player from an organization whose QB "fires lasers at Saturn" (The Sex Cannon) as opposed to "ejaculates on his own balls while masturbating" (Bull Johnson).

The Sex Cannon it is.

rar288 said...

1st place: Bears Defense (back when they kicked ass, had tommie and mike, and refused to pay child support)

2nd place: Since I know Bears Defense wont get enough votes, my real vote has to go to the Sex Cannon for providing hours upon hours of entertainment. NO PANTIES ARE SAFE NEXT YEAR REX!!!

Crapass said...

Sex Cannon. It's only fitting.

bloomerang said...

When it is all said and done, no one will remember which how Kenny Chesney's anal plug won the Super Bowl, but we will all remember how the Sex Cannon lost it. As someone who has waited for the Bears to win the Super Bowl for most of my 26 years, I can honestly say I will never forget the first time I did Rextacy. I also can't wait to see him ride the bench next season.

Meast of the Year is the Sex Cannon.

Matt T said...

1st: Lo Neal - meastiest fullback ever?
2nd: Mr. stay out the night before the super bowl himself The Sex Cannon
3rd: Chad Johnson - greatn-HUGH

Dat RoRo Kid said...

My heart tells me Jason Taylor...but my MEAST tells me Panthers D. Fuckers killed Simms' SPLEEN.

Walklett said...

Steroids take Shawne Merriman, that's how measty he is.

Then he wins DPOY after beating off all over the rules.

Plus, I heard his favorite movie is Over the Top ("it's like a switch").

Monkey Faced Liberal said...

It has got to be LT. With Prince not far behind.

Walklett said...

Write-in vote:

Cincinnati Police Department

J.ust O.ver B.roke said...

How could it be anyone other than the Sex Cannon? The guy was the highlight of the blog and put it on Cold Pizza. Master of Meast - Sex Cannon!


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Josh said...

As a Vikings fan, I should say Steve Hutchinson. As a resident of Minnesota, I should say Prince. But God, if Rex Grossman isn't the single biggest thing to hit this blog this year, no one deserves the Meast. Oedipus Rex it is.

Tuck Fexas said...

1st Place should go to Sexy Rexy

2nd Place should go to Drew Brees's birthmark

R.J. said...

How could it not Rexstacy?

Dickens Cider said...

My vote is for the Great Cumslinger. Not only did he steal the virginity of many girls this season, but I think I speak for everyone when I say he also stole our hearts...

BeaverFever said...

the cum slingin' sex cannon should win this ho's i mean hands down.

josh said...

like there's even a chance on this website that the cumslinger loses.

josh said...

oh, here's the ego trip of the moment in the form of my take on this. I ripped you guys off plenty of accreditation. and sorry for putting this up, since it's the internet equivalent of "please, listen to my demo!"

http://joshdrimmer.blogspot.com/2007/02/horse-song-iggy-pop.html

lopey said...

The sex cannon. No doubt.

Peter said...

Bart Scott - Rothlisberger's brains are still ratting after that hit. Plus you'll look suoper smart when he is Defensive MVP next season.

highonLowe said...

Shawne Fucking Merriman

The Dude said...

Jason MOTHER Fucking Taylor.

J.L. White said...

Gotta go with the avatar....

Josh "Kick Your Mother In Her FUCKING Ass" Brown.

The Angry Rant said...

The "Lord of Cities and Oceans" deserves it, however, based on all the reading pleasure he brought to my corner of the internets, my vote goes to the Sex Cannon.

Don't touch my Gold Bond.

LadyAndrea said...

I'd like to vote for Bob Sanders. Hawkeyes represent!

peb said...

LDT