Thursday, October 19, 2006

Steve Irwin Memorial Meast Of The Week - Week 6 (Revised and Updated)


Thanks to a reader for seeing this box(!) in his warehouse and immediately snapping a photo of the prize.

Oh, and the fucking mouse body count stands at 2. One by sticky trap, the other by D-Con trap. You fuck with the bull, you get the horns.

I can't really let a kicker stand as Meast of the week, so your co-meast of the week is Alan Faneca, of the Steelers.


Faneca (who looks like a fatter Mark Brunell here, or Michelle Bonner, not sure which) deserved to be the MVP of this year's Super Bowl, with the pull block that sprung Willie Parker for an untouched 80-yard TD. As such, he gets honored here for springing Parker for two more TD's and helping Big Ben get off the shitter in Pittsburgh's thorough rumphing of Kansas City. Well done, my friend. But can you kill a mouse with extreme prejudice like I fucking can?

10 comments:

the dude said...

"Thanks to a reader for seeing this box(!) in his warehouse and immediately snapping a photo of the prize."

Thanks for some sexual innuendo in the morning!

Christmas Ape said...

Faneca can kill the Rat King and pick up an oncoming blitz in one swift motion.

I say fuck you, Kendall Simmons, Faneca do it himself.

JoSCh said...

Pretty fucked up to have co-measts from the Stillers and Seahawks... you bastards are just cruel, and now you're dead to me. Fuckers.

Christmas Ape said...

Still time to be co-Super Bowl Champions, Josch*.


*No there isn't.

Captain Caveman said...

Can't we at least give Etric Pruitt some credit for that Willie Parker TD, then?

GentleWhoadie9000 said...

Josch, stop whining. Go work on your minivan. Move on, dude.

JoSCh said...

*yawn*

Tea Blogger said...

Pretty tough to block that devastating Kansas City defensive line. Are Derrick Thomas and Neil Smith still there?

J.L. White said...

That picture looks like Mark Wahlberg, after he locked himself in a Krispy Kreme for a whole week.

BTW, I am sickened by these co-Measts this week. Whose it gonna be next week, Bill Leavy? Fuck you guys.

TroubleHelix said...

agreed, josch, agreed