Steve Irwin Memorial Meast Of The Week - Week 6 (Revised and Updated)
Thanks to a reader for seeing this box(!) in his warehouse and immediately snapping a photo of the prize.
Oh, and the fucking mouse body count stands at 2. One by sticky trap, the other by D-Con trap. You fuck with the bull, you get the horns.
I can't really let a kicker stand as Meast of the week, so your co-meast of the week is Alan Faneca, of the Steelers.
Faneca (who looks like a fatter Mark Brunell here, or Michelle Bonner, not sure which) deserved to be the MVP of this year's Super Bowl, with the pull block that sprung Willie Parker for an untouched 80-yard TD. As such, he gets honored here for springing Parker for two more TD's and helping Big Ben get off the shitter in Pittsburgh's thorough rumphing of Kansas City. Well done, my friend. But can you kill a mouse with extreme prejudice like I fucking can?
8 comments:
Faneca can kill the Rat King and pick up an oncoming blitz in one swift motion.
I say fuck you, Kendall Simmons, Faneca do it himself.
Pretty fucked up to have co-measts from the Stillers and Seahawks... you bastards are just cruel, and now you're dead to me. Fuckers.
Still time to be co-Super Bowl Champions, Josch*.
*No there isn't.
Can't we at least give Etric Pruitt some credit for that Willie Parker TD, then?
Josch, stop whining. Go work on your minivan. Move on, dude.
*yawn*
Pretty tough to block that devastating Kansas City defensive line. Are Derrick Thomas and Neil Smith still there?
agreed, josch, agreed
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