Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Dennis Green Has Solved the Cardinals' Problems

How many times over the last decade have football fans lamented the fact that Keith Rowen was coaching their football team into the ground? More than I can count. Well, Will Leitch and other Arizona Cardinal fans, it's time to breathe easy, because Dennis Green has taken charge of the situation and fired that piece of shit Rowen as the team's offensive coordinator.

That should just about do it. I think we can all safely avert our attention away from last night's disaster and expect a quick turnaround for the Birds. Thank God Denny Green's in charge.

11 comments:

Grimey said...

Dennis Green is the Coach of the Year! Crown his ass!

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

denny green, when fired, should go replace larry coker, when he gets fired, at Miami. That'd be fun.

Roy Hobbs said...

Denny Green doesn't care about Offensive Coordinators.

Angelos said...

I guess 23 points against the Bears just isn't good enough.

Rob I said...

Excellent post but you missed one major historical disaster.

Irish T said...

Dennis Green is the human equivelant of a retro-virus unleashed on a fairly talented football team. "Marburg Denny" lives.

peytonloveskenny said...

That's bullshit! Bullshit! Keith Rowen is who we thought he was! He is who we thought he was!

Unsilent Majority said...

That's gotta hurt!

damn you laser pointer man!

Run Up The Score said...

Last resort of the soon-to-be unemployed cowardly douchebag -- firing the coordinators.

Koos said...

Dear Mr. "rob i",
My coffee-scorched nostrils hate you, sir.
{ k }

the dude said...

Hmmm fire, train wreck, oil spill, exploding blimp, and large hurricane....and no Titanic pictures. As Shea Hillenbrand would say "This ship is sinking." And that's pretty bad considering they are in a desert.