Monday, October 16, 2006

You Like That Troy, You Dirty F--king Whore?



There was a lot of great action yesterday, but nothing compared to Larry Johnson grabbing hold of some Wild Samoan hair and reining in Troy Polamalu like an excited teaser mare. The Berman voice-over only adds to the unwanted sexuality of it all.

10 comments:

Landru said...

That's easily the best Steelers-related post in, like...uhm...ever. Ever.

In other news, my comments verification word is "mquqa," which sounds suspiciously like George Allen narrating that clip instead of Chris Berman.

The Angry Rant said...

My comment verification is owmxzk,
which amazingly enough is exactly what Polamalu screamed during the takedown.

burma jones said...

So, you can't grab the back of the jersey/pads and yank the guy down from behind, nor can you grab the front of a guy's helmet and spin him down, but you CAN grab the guy's mane and drag him down from behind while spinning him around. You just have to resist the urge to caress the hair afterwards, and release it in a timely manner. Duly noted.

Zach Landres-Schnur said...

this seems like a budding romance.

swing4 said...

Did Berman actually say "and the Steelers showed a lot of hair on this day?"

Mr Furious said...

Yeah, he actually said that...What the hell is wrong with Berman?

YESSS! I've been waiting to see a play like that since Mark Gastineau. I don't blame Polamalu for getting pissed, but, get a freaking haircut, Troy, and that won't happen.

InanimateCarbonRod said...

Once again an example of reverse sex discrimination. Larry Johnson drags Troy Polamalu by his hair and it's okay, but when I take down a Pittsburgh Steelers cheerleader like that, everyone says I'm the jerk.

Brian said...

Does Pittsburgh even have cheerleaders?

Combat Chuck said...

No. No they do not. No cheerleaders in Steeltown. They're too blue collar for that showbiz crap.

swing4 said...

Perhaps they just couldn't find anyone to fit the uniforms.