Sunday, October 22, 2006

That's Defecation, Holmes


Okay, I don't usually cop to missing departed Steelers free agents. Pittsburgh loses so many of them every year, it's hard to notice half of them. And more often than not, the defecting player sucks with their new team anyway. But Jesus Hang gliding Christ, I miss Randle El, at least for punt coverage duties.

As I write this, it's still the first quarter of the Steelers-Falcons game. Already, Santonio Holmes has fumbled a punt, leading to a Falcons score. Then on the ensuing kickoff, he sees daylight, only to get tripped up by Atlanta's fucking kicker. Can we get a mulligan on our first round pick?

The other week, a Steeler fan at the bar posited a modest proposal: committing 11 players to blocking punts and if the opposing team gets it off, just letting the damn thing roll to a stop. Beats a turnover every time.

8 comments:

Critical Sports Blog said...

Maybe they can sign Lamar Thomas.

skinny said...

at least santonio can catch the ball and run forward.

i'll take that over antwan "i know a shortcut" randle-el any day.

the dude said...

For a minute there I thought you were talking about Priest Holmes.

Chairface Chippendale said...

I Know A Shortcut just brought a punt back for a TD.

Otto Man said...

And right on cue, Randle El breaks off a punt return TD for the Redskins.

Critical Sports Blog said...

Damn shame how that ended.

Roy Hobbs said...

Well, at least you got a new nickname for the guyout of the deal.

What a kick in the balls that game was.

Big Jim Slade said...

Yeah, and could someone please tell the Steelers' O to leave the excessive celebrating to the excessivley drunk fans?

"Never again", my ass.