Bill Cowher Finds Your Lack Of Hands Disturbing
Pittsburgh Steelers nickelback and fucktard punt-dropping specialist Richardo Colclough was placed on Injured Reserve late this week with what was described as a "mysterious" neck injury. Coming as it does two weeks after the team's last game in which Colclough cost the Steelers a win against the Bengals (we're all choosing to ignore Roethlisberger's two interceptions in the endzone, 'course) one can't help but cast an askance look at the news.
KSK obtained a recording of a meeting following a practice this week that we feel may shed some light on the issue:
Cowher: Lieutenant Colclough.
Colclough: Yes, m'Lord?
Cowher: What became of the punt that was sent into our sector in the 4th quarter?
Colclough: It evaded my radar, Lord. The enemy was able to recover it. You have my word that it will never happen aga...accckkkkukkk (inaudible)
Cowher: Your word is of little use to me, lieutenant. Send in Lieutenant Willie Reid.
Reid: Yes, Lord?
Cowher: You're to assume Lieutenant Colclough's post during his untimely absense. See to it that you do not suffer his fate.
Reid: (swallows hard) Yes, Lord.
10 comments:
You know you've made it in the world when Sal Pal is quoting you.
Does this mean we can now refer to Cowher as "Dark Helmet"?
On a side note: Colclough is now in his fourth year in the NFL, but on Madden they still pronounce his name "Coclaw" instead of "Coakley" and it pisses me off.
Madden is a old,fat bag of shit who probably can't pronounce his sisters name.
That may be true, but I have the 360 version of the game, so Madden and Michaels aren't the announcers.
If anyone can provide a YouTube of the SalPal report, I'll happily post it and credit you.
ESPN posted the video here. You have to open it in a new window in Firefox, though.
So it's true that madden '07 on the 360 doesn't actually have Madden as an announcer? And all this time I thought my copy had the best glitch ever.
Jerome Bettis is from Detroit.
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