Friday, February 2, 2007

Was It Over When The Germans
Bombed Pearl Harbor? HELL NO!


Barring some unforseen spurt of ambition in the next couple of hours, you are reading what will be our last workday post of the 2006 season. After all the games, the posts, the cheerleaders, the bukkake, we're down to our last game, and it is the biggest game of all.

Our hero will attempt to vindicate his gunslinging self, and the infamous Fetus Head and his band of minions will attempt to thwart him. Yet we are hopeful. We gently cradle a bastion of hope in our hands and cautiously await fulfillment, as our champion waits to throw a laser to two toward Saturn one final time.


Just to set the record straight, we're not going anywhere during the offseason. We may let Drew sleep for a couple hours and maybe start a search for Falco's body when we get around to it, but we intend to provide the same perspective on pro football (and maybe a few other things) that you've come to expect from this crazy-assed cadre since our parade of phallic escapes began just seven short months ago.

In celebration and in lieu of our standard Friday cheerleader fare, we present these images from the New As-Good-As-Defunct Masturbator's Pastime, the Lingerie Bowl. The third renewal of legacy of tackle tits-and-ass will be sure to still give us a solid halftime viewing alternative on Sunday, not to mention a solid chubby.

See you next week.





21 comments:

Dickens Cider said...

Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.

Unsilent Majority said...

We should throw a KSK toga party

Signal to Noise said...

I want to be the trainer in the first picture so badly.

MDG said...

I'm in for the Togo party and I'll even bring some bitches.

MDG said...

togo? Toga.

Bish said...

We're just two plays away from Sorgi vs. Orton.

Bears, 34-26

MemphisRaines said...

Lingerie Bowl = the anti-Katie Couric (gguuuhhh). And thank you KSK for your 7 months of unsuckiness.

Clint said...

Oh thank god

devang said...

If there is a toga party, does Lt. Winslow bring the 14 yr. old?

Becky said...

Sure, the chicks look good. But I am here with the simple request of what was promised upon winning the Weblog Award.

BUT-TER CHESTS!
BUT-TER CHESTS!
BUT-TER CHESTS!

micronaut said...

Don't underestimate Manning. He looks pretty pumped for the game. Got a playoff 'stache going and everything:

http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/l_1d/leader.gif

doug_plank said...

Bears 34
Colts 24

BEAR DOWN!!

Rogers Place said...

who cares about the football. It's those super bowl commercials. what are they gonna hae this year.

josh said...

um, hate to bear the bad news, but y'all are aware the lingerie bowl isn't happening this year, right?

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2007/writers/adam_hofstetter/01/31/uncommon.sense/

personally, I was more upset when Bud Bowl went by the wayside. but I'm fighting with a buncha idiots who I'm watching the Super Bowl with on an massive HD to not change the channel when that skinny motherfucker with the high voice comes on for the only halftime show to ever matter, and as they were considering purchasing this sad, sad strokers' companion, things are truly coming up Milhouse.

save the steagles said...

It's been an absolute pleasure being able to experience this season with you guys and I'm glad you will keep it up in the off-season. Even though one of you once tried to equate Ben's quarterbacking skills with Franzia, I still throughly enjoyed your work.

swing4 said...

Becky took the words right out of my mouth. I expect a triumphant return, complete with high res, incriminating photos (and no, I don't mean more pics of Ufford in a size small Penguin polo).

Thanks for the laughs this season.

swing4 said...

By-the-way, it seems like a shame to let the proud tradition of the Lingerie Bowl die. I propose a Texas style 6-man Undies Bowl next year. Home team: KSK Gay Mafia in matching boxer briefs. Visitors: KSK Vixens, in bra+panty sets. Referee: the ghost of Footsteps Falco.

I'll officially commit to play... if you promise that video of the event will only be shown in non-English speaking media markets (and/or prisons).

swing4 said...

Scratch Undies Bowl. Replace with: Butter Bowl! All participants must grease themselves up with butter before taking the field. It will be sexy AND moisturizing.

So, I thought more about it. What?

Joep said...

It appears this might be as good as place as any to, as I've seen others do here recently, to thank you for the wonderfull stuff you have been providing over the past months. As someone who has little knowledge of football's no doubt illustrious distant-history (distant-history being anything over about 4, maybe 5 years), you have provided me with an insight (be it, possibly, a slightly curious one) into one of the few sports I can think of in which a legendary figure is not solely remembered for the Superbowls he has won (At least I think he has. Again, I haven't a very complete grasp of Football history. He might be one of those 'Yeah-Great-Player-But-Never-Won-The Big One types', but I'm quite positive I've remembered reading something about him being a Superbowl winner somewhere) but also, not in the least, for attempting to plant a kiss on an unsuspecting journalist on National Television. For this, I can only attempt to thank you.

From the Netherlands, whose Football journalism remarkably resembles a vast and empty desert of desinterest, eventhough we're the only Non-German NFL Europe bastion that is left, many thanks.

P.S. Desinterest...Is that a proper word in English?

Walklett said...

Why are those whores wearing hockey helmets?

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