Friday, February 2, 2007

Steve Irwin Memorial Meast Of The Week - NFC Championship


This is Katie Couric. I fucking hate Katie Couric. I don’t know when this deathless monotone was labeled perky, but I can’t think of a worse descriptor. Katie Couric is as perky as I am classy. She exhibits all the warmth of a fucking emperor penguin. The mom in Ordinary People was more caring. I know trees that have more spontaneity.

If you plan on watching CBS’ Super Bowl pre-game telethon (and I do not), you better get used to seeing this vacuous harpy on your TV screen. That’s right, Couric has butted her way into CBS’ pre-game show in order to do a piece on Hines Ward returning to Korea with his mom. And nothing gets you psyched for this year’s Super Bowl like a story from last year’s Super Bowl. I can easily wait.

What Katie Couric needs is a good old-fashioned hate fucking. And I know exactly the man to give it to her. He’s the guy who managed to string together four consecutive decent passes in the NFC title game, a rare personal feat. He's this week's Meast. But, more importantly, he’s the guy that would shatter Katie Couric’s vertebrae driving her into the headboard. I think you know exactly who I’m talking about:


Courage. Bitch.

NOTE: Special thanks to Nick K for the t-shirt design. We will be coming up with our own very soon.

35 comments:

MDT said...

+10 Sweet-ass photoshop
-2 Using Eddie Izzard's face

Bulger in My Pants said...

Rexy looks like he has just a TOUCH of Down Syndrome there. Otherwise, excellent.

MDG said...

The Mothering Hut needs to make some of these. I thing there is a market for some KSK shirts.

grungedave said...

Like I told CC yesterday...

that logo is f'n awesome.
And someone needs to make a t-shirt out of it.

TattooedMess(iah) said...

God, who's gonna tune in to see a special about Katie Couric's piece?

I guess it's about time, since they already showed her colonoscopy on air.

Mike said...

Is that Katie Couric or Dick Cheney?

Ruthless Gravity said...

I want that t-shirt.

Byrd said...

Well, [url=http://www.cafepress.com/cp/info/sell/makemoney/]here's[/url] how to put it on a t-shirt. I would advise KSK to do option deuce, so as to be able to sell all kids of gear in the future. Turn this POS into a money maker.

MCBias said...

uh-oh, a competitor in Rexography: http://myespn.go.com/conversation/story?id=2751840 .

Byrd said...

So much for being able to use HTML tags.

But y'all are savvy, you'll be able to extract the link from that.

J.L. White said...

I'm sure Rexy would be pretty enthused about giving Couric her second colonoscopy. Especially since his dick is 10 feet long and has a camera attached to it.

Otto Man said...

Great, the Olympification of the sports world continues unabated.

doug_plank said...

You need to Vulcanize those eyebrows a bit on that logo.

OkieRover said...

That was great!
Thanks.

Henry Gomez said...

Those weren't HTML tags, they were tags used on message boards.

And I believe the proper term is "grudge fuck" as in I'd like to grudge fuck katie couric.

doug_plank said...

And you need to give him more of a smirk that says-

"This might hurt you a bit, but it's gonna feel great for me."

Awful Chief said...

There's room enough here
For both hate and grudge fucks
This is our country.

Somehow Hoosier John Mellancamp got let off the hook earlier. Fuck you, Cougar.

Dickens Cider said...

How does one join the F*** It I'm Goin Deep Fan Club? I want to "unleash the dragon".

Signal to Noise said...

I will buy that T-shirt if and when you guys decide to have them made. I mean it.

Unsilent Majority said...

that's not our design. but don't worry, we're working on it.

Undead Zombie Horde said...

WTF...It looks like Katie Couric is about to open up and unhinge her jaw....



...that Sex Cannon is HUGE!

DougOLis said...

This is pretty anal retentive and I may have missed the point, but shouldn't the writing around the outer edge say "If you think a 5 - yard out" and not "I you think a 5 - yard out?" I'll go back to reading my dictionary now.

Bulger in My Pants said...

dougolis,

I don't think that's meant to be a letter I, I think it's meant to be a line to show you where the sentence starts. Might be less confusing if there were a line in between each one.

Clint said...

I hate that liberal bitch too.

That said, I'd like to see Rexy eat the corn out of her shit.

Jackin'4Beats said...

First, that logo is fuckin' awesome... Put me down for a T-shirt as well.

Second, Katie Couric is like a full 180 from what the Super Bowl should be about. If I wanted to slit my wrists, take a bunch of sleping pills, then slash my throat just in case, I'll listen to her drone on.

Since I expect to be alive on Monday, then...you know where this is going...

Third, this site is on the exponential take off trajectory like the Challenger, here's hoping for a better ending.

Out!

devang said...

Please put me down for a T-shirt as well. I can pay in dollars or booze.

anon said...

> Rexy looks like he has just a TOUCH of Down Syndrome there.

I think you mean "a touch of the Manning."

bleedjetgreen said...

Clint,

First you rip on MMP, which made you sound like a whiny ass. Now, according to you, Katie Couric is liberal swine, as is espn.com(WTF?!). You're now sounding like an absolute douche, the kinda guy that digs Ann Coulter and Sean Hannity.

All I can say is - guhhhh...

And as for my pick...
Fetus Head - 38
Cumslinger 13

Undead Zombie Horde said...

Hey Clit...er...Clint,

Your fiance Stephanie is my favorite thing too....snoogins!

Clint said...

Oh and by the way, Katie Couric is a fat, cocksucking, liberal pig.

Clint said...

And I didn't rip on MMP, I ripped on Unsilent Majority.

Germane O'Neal said...

Enough with the hate/grudge fucking.

It's properly termed "punish fucking".

Strunk and White, look it up.

msd said...

Lose the "***"'s as well. Think Rexy's worried about a little f***ing cursing? Think not.

Ed said...

Christ on a crutch, I need that motherfucker on a t-shirt immediately. Nothing else will sate the berserker rage I feel towards the Cannon.

Lou Pickney said...

Notice how CBS gave Katie Couric the mega-push in promos during the Super Bowl. Unfortunately they decided to go with the "we have warm and fuzzy news!" angle, which didn't quite fit the audience.

But, hey, CBS is paying her $60 million over five years, so she's going to get the exposure, ratings trends be damned.