Cleveland Finally Wins Something
Tails never fails, motherfucker.
So Cleveland "won" the coin toss today. Actually, the Bucs lost it. The Bucs GM called heads. What the fuck is heads? And why did HE get to call the fucking coin? Shouldn't there be some arbitrary method to figure out who gets to call the coin?
Anyway, we're done for another week. We may have a surprise for you coming up after the weekend, but we won't jinx it. Your cheerleader today is Christy, seen here playing quarterback. I hear she's also a great tight end.
See you next week.
8 comments:
The impending fiery apolcalypse evident in the background of the picture is perfect for a post honoring Cleveland's first victory.
There's someone else in that picture?
Is she hiking it to herself?
that picture is looking at the world thru the Sex Cannon's eyes.
...if he was a nose tackle.
I just figured the coin toss was God's way of settling the age old question on who is the worse team, Bucs or Browns. Now we have our answer.
Looks like she's trying to split the uprights.
It's too bad the Browns would pick the same guy no matter where they were (and waaayyyy before he should be picked). Hello Adrian Peterson. Welcome to Hell. This is Willy Green - he'll be your mentor.
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