Friday, February 23, 2007

Cleveland Finally Wins Something

Tails never fails, motherfucker.

So Cleveland "won" the coin toss today. Actually, the Bucs lost it. The Bucs GM called heads. What the fuck is heads? And why did HE get to call the fucking coin? Shouldn't there be some arbitrary method to figure out who gets to call the coin?

Anyway, we're done for another week. We may have a surprise for you coming up after the weekend, but we won't jinx it. Your cheerleader today is Christy, seen here playing quarterback. I hear she's also a great tight end.


See you next week.

10 comments:

Christmas Ape said...

The impending fiery apolcalypse evident in the background of the picture is perfect for a post honoring Cleveland's first victory.

twoeightnine said...

There's someone else in that picture?

Signal to Noise said...

Is she hiking it to herself?

MDG said...

that picture is looking at the world thru the Sex Cannon's eyes.

Unsilent Majority said...

...if he was a nose tackle.

feep said...

I just figured the coin toss was God's way of settling the age old question on who is the worse team, Bucs or Browns. Now we have our answer.

wrecking_ball said...

Looks like she's trying to split the uprights.

MemphisRaines said...

It's too bad the Browns would pick the same guy no matter where they were (and waaayyyy before he should be picked). Hello Adrian Peterson. Welcome to Hell. This is Willy Green - he'll be your mentor.

Tim said...
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Tim said...

That's not a win for the Browns, its just settling which is the worst team by leaving it up to forces greater than humanity. Clearly this was a photo finish in suckocity, one that couldn't be judged by the human eye, but by virtue of the hand of fate, and the NFL draft we now know that the Browns really are worse than the Bucs and deserve the higher pick.

The only thing Cleveland wins is the collective middle finger of the rest of Ohio for bringing down the resale value of the rest of the state's property.