Sunday, February 4, 2007

Halftime: Juuuuust A Bit Outside


Colts lead 16-14 at the half.

We could use a laser toward Saturn right about now.

Update from DC: Drew wants everyone to know that "Prince fucking ruled!" Seriously, he's still sporting a bulge.

69 comments:

T. said...

Gotta keep yo eye on yo luggage!!!!

McFad said...

hey shannon, Rex is 6-8. he's really playing horrible. 1-5 on third down isn't on him.

McFad said...

nice foo fighters cover Prince

FenwayFaithful78 said...

Is he singing foo fighters?

Prince has gone BUTCH!!

FenwayFaithful78 said...

I'm waiting for the spain train to come barreling on stage....

McFad said...

waiting for prince to cum on the stage

FenwayFaithful78 said...

sorry...but this is MUCH better than most SB half times..he's totally rockin it

McFad said...

Would have preferred a yet Christina Aguilera, but it was the best one I can remember

Rip Slagcheek said...

Within 5 seconds of checking out the Puppy Bowl, I saw a fight break out.

Super Bowl needs to raise the stakes here.

jackhandey said...

When I hear a Jimi Hendrix song, I always think, "You know what could make this better? If it turned into a Foo Fighters cover. Also, Prince should sing it."

MemphisRaines said...

Umm, Drew, Prince was a fucking god. And here's my prediction: Uhrlacher will kill someone (Dallas Clark?) and Rextasy will have multiple throwgasms this quarter.

Rip Slagcheek said...

So Dungy wastes a time out in the second half of a dead-heat Super Bowl to challenge 12 men on the field.

I can see why he's friends with the Herminator.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

Hair color commercials during the super bowl?!

You men must be pissed...haha

Next they'll have maxi with wings ads

Eric said...

Missed it, I was playing video games.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

Holy shit...Rextacy is getting rhumped.

jackhandey said...

"Fuck it, I'm sacking myself"

MemphisRaines said...

Did Rexy just get nailed to the floor twice? Look's like payback's a bitch. All the Colts D-linemen are pissed about their wives' new preference for the Chicago cock.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

Lots of hand to hand combat in the commercials this year.

Rip Slagcheek said...

Bears defense getting hit hard, long, without mercy.

Much like a Sex Cannon conquest.

MemphisRaines said...

Umm, anybody know what the biggest Super Bowl lead ever lost was? Because it would be kinda funny if the Colts scored here, then end up losing the game and having the biggest comeback in Super Bowl history happen against them.

larrybrownsports.com said...

I keep making sex cannon references and i'm drawing blank stares...i feel like michael richards doing stand up...argh

FenwayFaithful78 said...

That was a cheap shot

FenwayFaithful78 said...

robert Goulet is the shit

Surprise in your eye said...

Damn that Robert Goulet, he got me fired once.

McFad said...

Commercials better pick up in the 4th.

Why do they make the Word Verification easier to read or actually a word.

McFad said...

don't they

FenwayFaithful78 said...

OMG K-FED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HAHA!! Classic

FenwayFaithful78 said...

mcfad suddenly mine are in semi-script and are like 9 letters long... it's awful

larrybrownsports.com said...

hmm, K-Dirt slightly resembled Deion with that fur on

Surprise in your eye said...

Ooo, did you see the Sex Cannon explosion. I think I need to change my pants

Bear said...

Does anyone else think that Jeff Hostetler should come in and replace Phil Simms now? I think this should happen, not just because Simms is sucking it like Couric has in these ads, but also because it would be funny as shit.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

'yawn' wake me when Tank starts shooting...

Rip Slagcheek said...

Rex...lob...world...shaken.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

rexy...God awful...

Surprise in your eye said...

What, the double move didn't work. Fuck it, I'm throwing it deep.

McFad said...

I've been flipping to the puppy bowl and have found it more entertaining. Every thing about the game so far has been bleh

FenwayFaithful78 said...

can you imagine what it's going to be like if Manning wins this?

At least with Rexy if he wins the only thing you have to worry about is an pandemic of the clap breaking out in FL.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

that boxer puppy is a big bully--

McFad said...

Panic and throw it every down should be the plan

the chief said...

"You don't panic here, and just throw it every down" -- Phil Simms

"I'm just gonna throw it every down. Don't Panic" -- Rex Grossman

McFad said...

the boxer and the non-french bulldog have been tearing it up. what is up with the lab digging all the water out of the bowl? trying to get to the camera

the chief said...

OK. Panic.

McFad said...

you are telling me that this is the best referee in the NFL? English eludes him.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

seriously throw some babies in with those puppies and you have the biggest feel good movie of the year...

McFad said...

Love when they crap on the field and the referee has to come get it before another dog eats it.

TroubleHelix said...

i'm calling it: sex cannon flaccid 9:39 Feb. 4th

McFad said...

Meanwhile, I'd give lots of money to see Kyle Orton warming up on the sideline right now. Manning calls a timeout, so each team has one left. Which means this last nine minutes might go mercifully quickly.-from Will Leitch on CBSsportsline.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

Who is getting MVP?

stukehrig said...

Give the MVP to an O-lineman who didn't false start - Jeff Saturday

McFad said...

Rhodes or Horsehead

Uncle JR said...

Damn, this is just sad!

How much did daddy Archie have to pay to get the ring for his kid?

Also, I'm a bit confused here. The Dolts get a break, then they end up having to settle for a field goal?

Has anybody got a count on Manning touchdowns? I lost count at 1.

Rip Slagcheek said...

Colts MVP?






Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ.

FenwayFaithful78 said...

I can't watch fuckhead hoist that trophey.

LATE!

McFad said...

Last two Super Bowls have been painful to watch

Uncle JR said...

There is no joy in Mudville.

The mighty Sex Cannon has been shut out.

peter king crowned my ass said...

Grossman should get MVP. He sealed the win for the Colts.

McFad said...

Anyone agree these have been the worst SB commercials ever?

Surprise in your eye said...

I don't know, last year's were pretty awful as well. The quality just hasn't been the same.

Krissay said...

A KSK lurker, can't help but post.

I think the Sex Cannon will still do all right tonight. Nothing like pity sex after losing the Super Bowl.

Someone should tell my stupid neighbors that the Bears lost, they probably shouldn't be in the -5 degrees shooting off fireworks.

TroubleHelix said...

agreed mcfad

Surprise in your eye said...

No wonder they won, they had God on their side. Man, that guy is such a cheater.

TroubleHelix said...

"doing it the lord's way? "... i think im gonna be sick

(*Peyton MVP*)

*Puke*

MemphisRaines said...

I fucking hate Peyton and coaches who thank Jesus. *bombed by NSA* ... and my name is Falco!

Laser Rocket Arm said...

Rextasy is Jesus now? I mean, Dungy thanked him for the SB, he's gotta be.

And yes, Prince indeed fucking ruled.

Raven said...

Well the sports press can now officially ejaculate all over their pictures of Peyton.

MCPO Airdale said...

Well, Rexy and the boys cost me mucho dinero. Que lastima!

dusty said...

I got drunk,stoned,won a few bets and got to see Prince sing Purple Rain in the rain..it was a good day all around for moi.

Sadly, no wardrobe malfunctions for the religious right to bitch about tomorrow, although I did wonder if any of Prince's dancers were gonna land on their ass in the rain.

bleedjetgreen said...

I'd like to thank Jesus for helping the Colts cover. And by Jesus, I of course mean the Sex Cannon.

Also, thank the lord that Lovie and Tony are good Christian coaches. I would hate to see a Muslim coach win the SB! How awful would that be?!

And finally, can we please get Cirque De Soleil permanently banned from the SB? I had to leave the room I was so embarrassed.

the butler said...

did I hear Dungy correctly? Did he say they weren't only the first black coaches in the SB, but also the first Christian coaches? That can't be right, can it? Every Super Bowl coach up until now has been a Scientologist or Satanist or something?