Friday, October 12, 2007

Dreamboat vs. Barco de Sueno. WHO YA GOT?


















They're calling it a preview of the Super Bowl, but this match-up between New England and Dallas really is an intercontinental maritime quarterback showdown the likes of which never before seen. It's bound to be the most excessively hyped regular season game of the year, at least until the Pats play the Colts. The winner will be showered with golden praise. The loser will be taunted and booed and fellated until PK's throat is sore. WHO YA GOT?

Contestants

Tom Brady____________Tony Romo

Annoying first mate

Bill Simmons__________________Peter King

El Capitans

Bob Kraft and Bill Belichick_________________Wade and Jerry

Crew members

Needy children__________________Needy Mexicans

Cum dumpsters

Gisele/Bridget Moynahan_________Carrie Underwood/Jessica Simpson

Bounty

$30 and rising_________________Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Endorsements

Stetson____________________Diet Pepsi Max

Favorable conditions

Playing Cowboys defense____________Hispanic Heritage Month

Abiding wisdom

Player's Guide______________Parcells' 11 Commandments

Occasionally humorous YouTube devotee

Fitzy_________________________Halen88

Finishing Move

Destroying family values____________Not speaking American!



24 comments:

Unsilent Majority said...

I'll take Fitzy over Halen

Big Jim Slade said...

He's certainly no Halen84

Pemulis said...

what about bradyfan83?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=9ufwukWgKfI

(i promise it's not retarded people talking about being werewolves or wearing dresses...... or do i?)

Jackin'4Beats said...

Wade and Jerry are much funnier than Bill and Bob.

Tony "Caliente" Romo any day of the week baby.

Pagoda said...

Dream Bank? Sorry Ape, my latin roots disapprove of your error. (I will now go fuck off)

Frank said...

It's "barco", you ass clowns.

Christmas Ape said...

I only speak American.

Upstate Underdog said...

St. Patrick's Day vs Cinoc de Mayo ?

The Last Unitard said...

Sam Adams vs Negra Modelo

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...
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Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Not that I care, but it's 12:30pm and much like a St. Louis University parking lot (at least once a year) a Prelude seems to have gone missing.

Time to reread the hilarious, and timely, Jamboroo again

dick_gozinia said...

The Stetson ad alone disqualifies Dreamboat. Did anybody else here know they made Stetson after 1987?

1972DavidBowieFromTheZiggyStardustTour said...

Cum dumpsters is a category I can honestly say I did not expect.

I'll take Tom's though.

Bulger in My Pants said...

I'd rather ride on el Barco de Sueno, preferably on rough seas. Oh yesssss....

Upstate Underdog said...

When will KSK dub Romo the Sex-Mex Cannon ?

futuremrsrickankiel said...

stickout ears vs. the Butt-Chin

SlideShow Bob said...

Not since the Monitor vs the Merrimac hav we had a battle on the high seas like this.

Jackin'4Beats said...

You mean the Tex-Mex Sex Cannon?

Sounds like bulger in my pants wants to have some of that gunslinger in her.

Hmmm...

Upstate Underdog said...

@J4B, that would also work and I think you meant to type cumslinger.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Fitzy?? Did someone say delicious crackers?

My Insignificant Life said...

legal v. illegal

Pemulis said...

i can has cheerleader post?

The Pirate Sloth said...

Ain't this kind of a lesser of two evils kind of thing? I mean, who do we want to keep hearing more of? How the Pats are such an in-fucking-credible winning machine or how un-fucking-believably Romo resembles a young Favre and wills his team to win?

Fuck, I hope it ends in a tie. And both Brady and Romo get sidelined with broken legs/arms/pelvis.

Bulger in My Pants said...

Sounds like bulger in my pants wants to have some of that gunslinger in her.


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