Suzy Kolber Was Kissed, Then Inseminated
Pro Football Talk, which is always right about these things, is spreading the rumor that Matron Saint Suzy Kolber is preggers or with child, or whichever other gormless idiom you use for pregnant. I prefer germinated. It sounds less appealing that way.
See, Suzy, you start hanging around NASCAR and, before you know it, you're having kids out of wedlock. Sure, ESPN'll be cool with it at first, provided you name the kid Norby or Norba, then tighten up afterwards. They'll have the finest vaginoplaster money can buy.
PFT hears it's a girl, no doubt bound to be thick in the britches. But what of the name? JET Kolber? Turtleneckesta? Chevy Tahoe, Jr.? You decide, commenters.
UPDATE: We have an idea who the father is...
33 comments:
Kendra Samantha Kolber?
Lawrence Taylor Kolber. Boy or Girl.
Who's the father? Michelle Tafoya*?
*to be honest, I think Michelle Tafoya is a "handsome" woman.
Rex Grossman doesn't like you publicly criticizing his work...
Immaculate Conception Kolber
Joe Willie?
Pam Ward has finally sown its seed
Candle Kolber if its a girl.
Stock Kolber if its a boy.
Is Joe Namath drinking again?
Koko Kolber ?
Fridgefullof Kolber?
Is that the officially licensed Jets fallopian filler?
This has Travis Henry written all over it
Neckbeard Kolber-Orton.
Brady Kolber
Colbert Kolber
Kim Su Yi would be hilarious if it's asian and a leeetle slow.
/here's to wishing mental handicaps on the unborn for a KSK joke.
Nice Saddle Kolber if its a girl
PK, Jr Kolber?
*shudder*
Wikipedia says Kolber's 43. I know stranger things have happened, but how sure are we about this?
Broadway Jeebuz of Blogereth
Drew.
Squintin' Portis Kolber
Miss Mixalot Kolber
@tech9 - Dude she is already 43. Wishing for mental handicaps on her child is a waste. Thats like me wishing for sunlight in Arizona tomorrow, its a given.
No one has brought up that maybe the Golden Boy Tom Bady is involved. Not like hes always been a saint.
if it's a boy: Sex Cannon Jr., if it's a girl don't they throw it off a cliff or something?
Construda Kolber
Sex Cannon Kolber
Tony Kornheiser
Throw it off a Cliff Kolber wins.
Whatever, either sex, as long as the initials are K. S. Kolber
After my wife got herself knocked up, I liked to say that she was hosting a parasite. That this is true from a physiological perspective didn't make her hate me any less.
Chris Berman. Chris Sperman?
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