Major Dad vs. Lt. Eckhardt. WHO YA GOT?
It may not mean much in the grand scheme of the league, this meeting of the 2-4s, but it does mark the first showdown between Andy Reid and his former coordinator, Brad Childress. And it may be the last. They were once allies, now they're - well, they're not really bitter foes. But they have embittered the fans of their respective teams. Let the bad blood flow while they still have jobs. WHO YA GOT?
Contestants
Brad Childress_______________Andy Reid
Sobriquet
Bald Clueless _______________Fatty Lumpkins
Mustache dye color
Auburn___________Honey mustard sauce
Secret weapon
Purple Jesus_________The best white receiver who isn't Wes Welker
Preferred weapon
Shitty quarterback________________Whiny quarterback
Innovations
Keeping best player on bench___________McDonald's as a pizza topping
Shameful admission
Outshined by Mike Tice_____________Has sons dumber than Mike Tice
Weakness
Passing on 3rd and short _____________Bacolate and scrapple
Finishing move
Three and out____________Finishing move? Wait, so you're not finishing that?
Note: Reader Michael D. insists that Michael Jeter's version of Mr. Noodle is a better Brad Childress doppelganger. You be the judge.
Brad Childress_______________Andy Reid
Sobriquet
Bald Clueless _______________Fatty Lumpkins
Mustache dye color
Auburn___________Honey mustard sauce
Secret weapon
Purple Jesus_________The best white receiver who isn't Wes Welker
Preferred weapon
Shitty quarterback________________Whiny quarterback
Innovations
Keeping best player on bench___________McDonald's as a pizza topping
Shameful admission
Outshined by Mike Tice_____________Has sons dumber than Mike Tice
Weakness
Passing on 3rd and short _____________Bacolate and scrapple
Finishing move
Three and out____________Finishing move? Wait, so you're not finishing that?
Note: Reader Michael D. insists that Michael Jeter's version of Mr. Noodle is a better Brad Childress doppelganger. You be the judge.
Credit to Welcome to Tardville for the Reid pic.
13 comments:
When did Matt Jones join the Eagles?
And I say... you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that.
but in all seriousness i bet that bacon chocolate is awesome
bacolate sounds even better than the tomacco.
Arch Nemesis
Chris Hansen______Treadmill
You're an A-1 nutjob, and Grissom knows it.
Much like Eckhardt, it's time for Reid to "think about the future."
You ain't got no future, Jack
This is a tough pick. I say kill 'em all and let Purple Jesus sort 'em out.
I guess I got Reid in that case. Childress made a powerful enemy this season my friend.
Michael D. is right...
Mr. Noodle and Brad Childress separated at birth
I dunno, I've always thought of Tobias Funke when I see Childress.
Ach, ya thieving bastards! I made that pic of Andy and Eckhart for me bloggins, "Welcome to Tardville!" And nary a shoutout to be seen...for shame, KSK, for shame.
Andy Reid's kids are all in prison, and Tony Dungy's son took himself out.
Maybe some of these coaches need to put their love of the game and of the millions of dollars on the bench and spend some time with their families.
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