Friday, October 26, 2007

Major Dad vs. Lt. Eckhardt. WHO YA GOT?













It may not mean much in the grand scheme of the league, this meeting of the 2-4s, but it does mark the first showdown between Andy Reid and his former coordinator, Brad Childress. And it may be the last. They were once allies, now they're - well, they're not really bitter foes. But they have embittered the fans of their respective teams. Let the bad blood flow while they still have jobs. WHO YA GOT?

Contestants

Brad Childress_______________Andy Reid

Sobriquet

Bald Clueless _______________Fatty Lumpkins

Mustache dye color

Auburn___________Honey mustard sauce

Secret weapon

Purple Jesus_________The best white receiver who isn't Wes Welker

Preferred weapon

Shitty quarterback________________Whiny quarterback

Innovations

Keeping best player on bench___________McDonald's as a pizza topping

Shameful admission

Outshined by Mike Tice_____________Has sons dumber than Mike Tice

Weakness

Passing on 3rd and short _____________Bacolate and scrapple

Finishing move

Three and out____________Finishing move? Wait, so you're not finishing that?


Note: Reader Michael D. insists that Michael Jeter's version of Mr. Noodle is a better Brad Childress doppelganger. You be the judge.

Credit to Welcome to Tardville for the Reid pic.

13 comments:

dick_gozinia said...

When did Matt Jones join the Eagles?

Pemulis said...

And I say... you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, uh, you can quote me on that.

Pemulis said...

but in all seriousness i bet that bacon chocolate is awesome

Upstate Underdog said...

bacolate sounds even better than the tomacco.

Steve H said...

Arch Nemesis
Chris Hansen______Treadmill

Camp Tiger Claw said...

You're an A-1 nutjob, and Grissom knows it.

Chamomiles Davis said...

Much like Eckhardt, it's time for Reid to "think about the future."

Grimey said...

You ain't got no future, Jack

bfreakin3 said...

This is a tough pick. I say kill 'em all and let Purple Jesus sort 'em out.

I guess I got Reid in that case. Childress made a powerful enemy this season my friend.

Real Men Eat Haggis said...

Michael D. is right...

Mr. Noodle and Brad Childress separated at birth

OD said...

I dunno, I've always thought of Tobias Funke when I see Childress.

Don't Call Me Shirley said...

Ach, ya thieving bastards! I made that pic of Andy and Eckhart for me bloggins, "Welcome to Tardville!" And nary a shoutout to be seen...for shame, KSK, for shame.

Iron-Man said...

Andy Reid's kids are all in prison, and Tony Dungy's son took himself out.

Maybe some of these coaches need to put their love of the game and of the millions of dollars on the bench and spend some time with their families.