Tuesday, October 16, 2007

Yeah, I'm At The Game!


What's goin' on, man? Yeah, I'm at the game. I'm wearing the basketball jersey! Yeah, it still fits. Looks great with the sunglasses.

We're hitting Dave & Busters after the game for a late third lunch followed by an early first dinner. You wanna come? I'm wearing my "going out" hat, so we don't have to go home first. We can watch that Don "The Dragon" Wilson movie I rented afterwards. It should be the perfect Sundee. No? Maybe we'll hook up on Mondee then. Or Tuesdee. Or Wednesdee. Or whatever dee is good for you.

YOU SUCK, LLOYD!

Sorry. I just saw him walk by. Well, enjoy the rest of the game. I feel real confident about our boys. Especially with the basketball jersey on.

38 comments:

Captain Caveman said...

Unsilent's dad?

Danny G said...

"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

Jackin'4Beats said...

Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce YOUR WASHINGTON REDSKINS!!!!

I wonder if they hook up on Chursdee or Friesdee?

Unsilent Majority said...

god i hate you.

spot on

Ruthless Gravity said...

is that our new offensive lineman?

whowillsexmutombo? said...

Shouldn't someone tell this person that you're not supposed to consume beverage alcohol when you're pregnant?

dick_gozinia said...

He's out to the last rung on that adjustable hat.

Christmas Ape said...

"I hate the Cowboys, but, man, Wade Philips knows how to stay fit."

Mike said...

He's probably calling someone to tell them about the hot chicks wearing the pig noses.

Big Jim Slade said...

Redskins < Tater Skins

JAMMQ said...

D.C. and its suburbs . . . most "deluded into thinking we are actually important" region of the country, yet one black-out away from being just another backwoods part of the South.

Cal Ripken and Art Monk be-damned.

JAMMQ said...

Hooray Arlington!

flubby said...

...yet one black-out away from being just another backwoods part of the South.


Unh-uh, no givsie-backsies.

5150 said...

Really, he does look pregnant, it almost looks like his belly button has "popped". Makes me want to vomit.

C-los said...

jammq.

Cal represents that crappy city located between DC & Philly. Real Washingtonians just keep driving north to AC

Stacy said...
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twoeightnine said...

How do you confuse sunglasses and a glove?

Stacy said...

oops, too brief a look I guess.

John John The Bastard said...

Didn't that guy just win Last Comic Standing?

Nicholas said...

Basketball jersey? That guy is a basketball.

ben said...

i can only assume that his Zubaz are just below the frame of the photo.

The Humanist said...

The sad part is this is a picture of Billy Kilmer relaxing before the 1972 Super Bowl. In which he started for Washington.

Conditioning was taken less seriously then...


P.S. Fuck racist team names

Jackin'4Beats said...

god i hate you.

The sound of someone's hopes and dreams being dashed forever.

I think there are too many commenters here to hate all at once though UM.

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

Who knew Boog Powell was Skins fan too?

This picture just proves that Skins fans are born as Skins fans. See the hat peeking into the bottom of the frame? That's not the row in front of Boog. That's the first born child of his emerging sextuplets.

At least we don't hop on bandwagons like 75% of the Cowf@ckers fan base.

Awkward Boner said...

The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now.

mind... said...

lmfao.

"going out hat."

mind... said...

I just looked at the picture again. That guy HAS to smell.

Russianator said...

what's in the cup - a glass of gravy?

Chamomiles Davis said...

Donal Logue has really let himself go.

Jackin'4Beats said...

The bandwagon comment is about as old and worn out as this chick. Come up with some original material since Cowboys fans as bandwagon jumpers is so 1992. Your jealousy is duly noted.

That guy probably smells like chicken fat and bacon, mixed with Old Spice and Shower to Shower powder.

jmorrisking said...

He's probably setting up a meeting with his dealer to freebase an entire ham

Slash said...

+1 to:
Chamomiles Davis said...
Donal Logue has really let himself go.

and

Danny G said...
"I wash myself with a rag on a stick."

I feel sorry for that shirt.

Tom said...

D.C. and its suburbs . . . most "deluded into thinking we are actually important" region of the country, yet one black-out away from being just another backwoods part of the South.

Nuh uh....Those fuckers created NOVA and they can stay there. They've already dug their pit to the asshole of the Earth and "SOVA" doesn't want to help them out.

I don't know what's wrong with y'all. Joe Gibbs thinks this guy's outfit is super smart.

Awful Chief said...

That mastectomy really left something to be desired up top.

Bucktown Skins Fan said...

@ Jackin'4Beats: Even the "old and worn out" are still relevant when they're on point... like this chick.

You guys just got a new bandwagon to ride... Tony Romo. Win a playoff game this millennium and I'll stop.

I got nothing but love for you, Jackin'4Beats, but the Cowgirls can join the Yankees on a sinking cruise ship on the burning Cuyahoga River.

G said...

Wow, looks like the Dillon Panthers have lost their biggest backer.

http://www.fridaynightlightsonline.com/images/buddy_l.jpg

Brad said...

"Yeah it's got a Hemi in it"

RockstarDaddy said...

poor, poor Joe Jacoby.