Wednesday, October 10, 2007

Doug & Doug's Fantasy Report - Week 5



And here's your Doug & Doug report for Week 5. No more mustache for swarthy Doug. Aj Daulerio would NOT approve of such shenanigans. Both Doug and Doug have promised us more swearing from here on out. And that's good. Because I think we can all agree that Reggie Bush can eat a fat dick.

We want a cut of that goodshirt.com revenue, you two. We expect it in unmarked tax-free barrabonds before the end of the week. Make it happen.

15 comments:

naptown drew said...

I actually look forward to these guys every week. They feel my dorky fantasy pain and they're fucking funny.

Don't worry, KSK...I'm not cheating on you baby. What's that? You see Doug's shaved moustache hairs on my collar? That's nothing, baby! It's from a stray dog I rescued on the way home!

Scott said...

Love these guys, but the headband is gay.

Unsilent Majority said...

barrabonds? oh drew, i really hope you have a jew handling your money for you.

Unsilent Majority said...

Pittsburgh weed does suck, and David Greene would be a hero to all Jews if he weren't just another character being acted out by a fucking gentile.

Fuck you, Brendan Fraser, Roberto Benini, Robin Williams, and all the rest

The Humanist said...

"bearer bonds"

Christmas Ape said...

"Pittsburgh weed does suck."

Well, it's probably good then that the Broncos and Steelers are playing in Denver.

Unsilent Majority said...

mmmm, denver weed rules!

SlideShow Bob said...

Maybe if his name is Trent Greenberg

5150 said...

Those guys are so gay for each other. It looks like they're ready to tongue fuck each other at any minute. Still, they make me laugh.

Raskolnikov said...

The Gay Mafia will be sitting on the beach with 20%.

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Barry said...

Something tells me headband dude would be a real douche if you ever met him. But again, they're pretty funny.

Slash said...

I love the Dougs. And shaving the moustache was a good call. And I think the headband is supposed to be gay.

Babydaddy said...

Stay away from the bearer bonds. My friend Mike got capped in Detroit behind them shits.

Babydaddy said...

UM--Robin Williams? Is that a Jakob the Liar reference? Yikes.

I feel you though. John Turturro is top of the list. Eric Bana, Daniel Craig, James Woods and Joe Mantegna get a pass though.