It's a battle for supremacy in the AFC South, with the quietly powerful and workmanlike (read: boring) Jaguars hosting the Colts, the NFL's top alsoran to the Patriots, and, you know, the defending champs. Jacksonville winning would temper the next soon to be painfully hyped battle of the unbeatens in a few weeks. And we can't have that. Seriously, this week's games are abysmal. WHO YA GOT?
Jacksonville Jaguars___________________Indianapolis Colts
Andrew Jackson__________________The fucking state it occupies
Ran for 375 yards on Indy last December____Their bearded white receiver is actually good
Why are you living there?
Those awful Tampa Bay snobs_____Frightened by all the blacks in Gary
"Contributions" to American culture
Limp Bizkit____________________Indianapolis Motor Speedway
Lemme get back to you on that one__________Stole team from Baltimore
Notable former residents
Okay, it's warm in the wintertime__________________Kurt Vonnegut
Favorite form of credit
MJD's goal post ATM___________Tony Dungy's indulgences
Die of boredom_________________Move to Florida, die of boredom