Wednesday, October 3, 2007

God, I'm So Fired Up, I Could Bash My Head Into A Wall!


Yes! Yes, I'm starting! Nice. Let me just do a very slight fist pump while biting my lower lip. God, I wish there was someone to high five. I'm just... I'm just gonna high five some air. High five, air!

(high fives air)

Yeah! Feels good! Anyone else here fired up! Because Gus is FIRED UP! Is that a wall? I'm just gonna... fuck it! I'm head butting that thing! Yeah, wall!

(runs into wall)

Ow! Christ, that hurt. I think I have a stinger. But still, ALL RIGHT!

21 comments:

the great bambi said...

HEY HEY HEY, no...no, he wears a helmet before he does that, he remembers safety first.

Christmas Ape said...

Other than Seattle, the starting QBs in the NFC West are Trent Dilfer, Gus Frerotte and the two-headed monster of Jeebus and Leinart.

Fuck you, Seahawks.

the great bambi said...

Hey there are as many Super Bowl winning QBs in the the NFC West as there are in the NFC North, AFC North, AFC South, and AFC East and more than the NFC East/South or AFC West...soooo yeah, way to raise the bar there Trent Dilfer

B.E. Earl said...

Gus and Kurt Warner in the same game? The late 90's were a fun time, weren't they?

The Last Unitard said...

Mon Dieux!

Ma ligne blessante est poreuse!

Wormfather said...

Where's he even playing now?

the great bambi said...

STL

Upstate Underdog said...

@wormfather, you obviously don't play fantasy football.

J.L. White said...

HEY HEY HEY, no...no, he wears a helmet before he does that, he remembers safety first.

No, Ben Roethlisberger convinced Gus that helmets are for queers and people with fully functional brains.

And fuck the Steelers.

Ruthless Gravity said...

CHARGE!!!!!!!

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

Fuckin Warner.

Signal to Noise said...

That moron is now my starting QB in one league because there are 20 teams in it and no other starting QBs left to take.

FUCK.

swing4 said...

Someone alert Mottram. One more obscure, hipster blogger t-shirt bites the dust.

Slash said...

Hmmm... he's kinda hot. I may have to take him for MY fantasy football team. Move over, Ben.

Howie Feltersnatch said...

Running into a wall is funny.


Pelle Lindbergh

Russell K said...

@bambi, Brad Johnson's in the NFC East. Just sayin'.

JASON said...

Frerotte's Frereal!!!

Otto Man said...

I hope this becomes a running feature.

The Frerotte head-butt is one of my top five all-time favorite NFL moments. I'd have that playing on a loop in my living room if I could.

Ben said...

I love this post, but with one slight correction. You MUST use this image of Frerotte, instead:

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/75383448.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF193550E821156FDE612669E213EB9123583284831B75F48EF45

Oh, that's right. He rocks the mullet now. He rocks it HARD.

dick_gozinia said...

Better dumb moment:

Frerotte's Ram-man impersonation or Gramatica's leg break during a 25 yard field goal celebration?

I'm undecided.

brad said...

@howie:

That is so, so, SO wrong!!!

Yet hilarious.