Another Hollow Accomplishment that Means Nothing

Last week we published our 1000th post on this here blog. To commemorate the occasion, we talked about writing up a special post acknowledging the feat -- the kind of post that looks back on the fun we've had and counts up all the readers who have come by, yadda yadda yadda. Naturally, because we're all lazy and found the topic uninspiring, nobody actually followed through.

But y'know, with it being a second-tier holiday and all today, we thought we'd take a moment to say, "Yay, us!" and thank all you nice people for reading. We appreciate all of you, from the most devoted commenters to the casual readers who just skim for a Big Daddy Drew byline. The latter stings, but we understand.

We'll return to our regular programming tomorrow. Please drink responsibly at work.