Monday, October 29, 2007

Your Monday Night Game...Quickly


Tonight's game promises to be at least entertaining, at least significantly better than last night's matchup, My Thumb vs. My Ass.

Hey, the Packers are pretty good this year. They've successfully not sucked, despite not being able to run the ball for shit. Brett Favre has had two weeks to prepare, coming off a shitty game against somebody. Oh yeah, Washington. Really, defense has carried this team, but Favre gets most of the credit, as the media is obviously very desirous to see an old white guy succeed.

Denver managed to beat Pittsburgh last weekend (I'm glad somebody did) after Elam bailed their asses out yet again with a 49-yarder from the fairway as the clock ran out. This will be Cutler's first Monday Night start, and I immediately predict to see Jaworski provide a detailed and figurative slurping of the young quarterback, if only to not feel left out while Kornheiser performs his tired, grandiose technique of same with the Original Gunslinger. Look for Tirico's generous doling of tissues during those waist-up camera shots from the booth.

Punter's Pick: Broncos, 24-10.

7 comments:

Christmas Ape said...

Wrong-o! There won't be any analysis of the MNF game at all. There, however, will be a three-hour discussion of the Colts/Patriots game synced to footage of some burdensome Broncos and Packers contest.

Chris said...

the video of the donkey going after that dude is a classic.

Jackin'4Beats said...

I have to agree with Ape. The crew (Kornheiser) will be talking about the Colts/Pats matchup for 3 hours while some "game" is going on distracting Tirico enough to mutter out something about 3rd and something every few minutes.

Why is there no one in an "illuminated position" to take out these ass munchers?

JAMMQ said...

I immediately predict to see Jaworski provide a detailed and figurative slurping of the young quarterback, if only to not feel left out while Kornheiser performs his tired, grandiose technique of same with the Original Gunslinger.

An amazingly accurate prediction.

Jaworski and Kornheiser have both been not stop lip-locked on their respective, cumsling-, um, excuse me, gunslingers cannons.

The Unreliable Narrator said...

Two best cornerbacks in the league? Please. They just got hosed by a 38 year old who is man crushed by a man who never leaves his bus.

LOV2H8 said...

That was a pretty fucking shameless Favre lovefest, but did he just not torch the "two best cover corners" in the league in their house? I believe he just did.

Wormfather said...

MMP, you need to stop getting your picks from Maj.