Monday, October 15, 2007

I Hate Fantasy Football

Fuck this bullshit, why do I do this to myself. I hate cursive and I hate all of you! I'm never playing fantasy football again, NEVER!

25 comments:

Upstate Underdog said...

I hate to ask who you had on your bench.

JAMMQ said...

Larry Fitzgerald . . . fucking fantasy football teams for four years strong.

Awful Chief said...

Does Yahoo not let you personalize your logo?

Upstate Underdog said...

@awful chief, they give you a choice of 8 football helmets or you can use some queer looking avatar. It is my biggest complaint with yahoo fantasy sports.

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

I took a 3 point loss up the ass yesterday. Fuck Belichick.

TurleyGirlie said...

Damn, MMP. Your teams SUCKS.





/thanks God for Tom Brady and LT2.

Big Jim Slade said...

Really? Did you start Kurt Warner, too?

[/robblerobble]

Evan Z. said...

To be fair, MMP - you're starting Chris Chambers - even as a Miami fan (condolences accepted), I'd never make that mistake. Seriously, though - isn't Jerry Porter available on waivers or something?

brick said...

Wait a minute, NOIS has a white QB starting

I'll never be able to take him seriously again

Stephen said...

Don't be mad at fantasy football. It ain't the league's fault you drafted like a female. Scratch that, you don't even have any cute name brand starters. Who has Leonard Pope as their TE? I'm hoping Dallas Clark is your starter and the bye week fucked you. Julius Jones is nothing but a de facto starter (and I know, he's tea-bagged my team). And why, oh why, would you start the Dallas defense against Brady? Don't you know his penis is 14x bigger than average?

Stephen said...

Fuck it, de jure starter.

Upstate Underdog said...

eric johnson at TE might have been a good pick-up

Pemulis said...

wow. if my team were that shitty, i would hate fantasy football too

Pemulis said...

also, what the fuck are the settings that your defense can give up 48 points and still get more points than yahoo was expecting?

smurphette said...

No milk will ever be our milk.

Josh said...

you get 6 points for a defensive TD I think, and the 'Boys ran back a Brady fumble. that accounts for most of their points right there.

that is a pretty sorry-looking squadron though. I hope you've got some Colts or, like me, at least made the understandable mistake of drafting S-Jax.

Ken Dynamo said...

thats not fair, rizzuto is a corpse, not a word.

Pemulis said...

RRRRRRRRRR you going to the mall later

JAMMQ said...

The question is whose team is worse, yours or Schorno's?

Jackin'4Beats said...

MMP, your team sucks more than a hooker at the point. And I am a little disappointed that NOIS even has one white player on the FFB squad. What the hell is going on in the land of righteousness?

Unsilent Majority said...

The question is whose team is worse, yours or Schorno's?

different leagues

CW aka Chad Sexington® said...

Man, what is this no fractional points bull-chit?

Even the threat of ties is for smelly Europeans.

dick_gozinia said...

2 points here...

- To be fair, I don't remember any black kickers in the league. So NOIS is stuck with whiteys. But couldn't he just pick up Cleo Lemon off the waiver wire to steal some credibility back?

- If Dallas got 11 for giving up 48 to the Pats, do you get like a million points for a shutout? What fucking amateur set this league up?

Saintsation said...

33% Buzzsaw = 100% Beatable

nation_of_islam_sportsblog said...

We thank Allah for this victory.

Our team was decimated by the bye week, yet, by His will, he saw us through to victory.

All praise is His.



And, due to the foul terms and biased scoring built into FFB which does not reward the leadership and athleticism of Negro QB's, we were forced to use a bald, white devil