Thursday, October 4, 2007

Osi Umenyiora Likes His Onions

Apologies if this is NSFW, and it sure is, but it can't be denied. Those are HUGE sunglasses. Enormous. Very round. Very measty.

He plays end, all right. Everything about that girl on the left is a 72.

Thanks to reader leafar.

31 comments:

the great bambi said...

to quote sheriff bart of blazing saddles: Where the white women at?

Phony Gwynn said...

Sweet merciful Jesus. If that's what 6 sacks gets you, I'd be in the opposition's backfield all day.

And by backfield I mean up in those heavenly asses.

Punch Rockgroin said...

Osi's been giving some serious backside pressure.

Yahya said...

So, the list of things LT and Osi have in common now reads:

New York Giants sack records
An unquenchable thirst for cocaine and whores

Grimey said...

Is Winston Justice Umeniyora's bodyguard now?

naptown drew said...

Yes, no, Osi, Jay-Z in drag, I Love New York Chick (no).

twoeightnine said...

They couldn't find a thong big enough for the one on the left so they had to paint it on.

Signal to Noise said...

After the display, Osi showed all four of them his techniques for offensive line penetration, especially against tight ends.

ColeTrain said...

POW!

Claude Balls said...

Uh, Drew, that's 72 on her back, not 22. And I would say that her ass is pretty close to 72 inches around.

Big Daddy Drew said...

You're right. I changed it.

I thought it looked like a 2 and found it odd. But it suited my purposes.

Wormfather said...

Wow, what I'm doing under my desk is NSFW.

Slash said...

The ass of the one on the far left is kind of hypnotic. I almost can't look away. That is a lot of back. I gotta recognize...

And the 7 does look like a 2.

twoeightnine said...

I don't think any of those ends are tight.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Wow. Hell yeah, yes, Osi, sure, oh yeah. That's some bouncy brown ass right there.

Some of y'all might have to get some lumbar support so these chicks didn't bounce you out of bed.

Babydaddy said...

More like Osi Papi, Osi. Respect.

Dusty said...

Man, thats a whole lotta ass.

MoonshineMike said...

That's like the 4th dimension of ass.

Robocats said...

Osi is listed as "questionable" this week after seeming worn out and lethargic at practice. When asked about his ailment, he lit a cigarette and said, "that was nice".

He is also listed as "out" for the Atlanta game, with a particularly violent outbreak of herpes.

Jeff said...

measty?

Joe said...

Nice work, Leafar. Usi's cool with it, no need to spell your name backward.

Punch Rockgroin said...

Blackbeard is impressed with the amount of booty he's aquired.

Sorry.

Punch Rockgroin said...

I mean:

Arr, Blackbeard be impressed by there booty.

Colonel Corn said...

Oh that ass'll make you cry, alright.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Dear baby Jesus in your swaddling cloth...I'd just like to give thanks for all that rump you've given us sweet cherubic baby Jesus...and all that we'll be doing with it this weekend.

Amen.

Stephen said...

10 sacks in one night is impressive.

rar288 said...

Nice one stephen. Osi almost certainly after taking that picture got 4 more sacks from behind. The girl on the left counts as 2, so 5 sacks. Man, the girl on the left actually is completely naked I think. That thong is painted on.

Ruthless Gravity said...

grimey-

Winston Justice = slump buster

TurleyGirlie said...

Oh dear God...this is NSFW but the cock cake below is?



Wow...I haven't seen that much ass since Jim Haslett was our coach.

tecmo_bowl_bo_jackson said...

And here I thought he was gay with Strahan.

I need to go contemplate some shit now.

m said...

wow, now im going to need to think of something disgusting to help lossen up this wood i just got.