Monday, August 6, 2007

Another reason not to put ketchup on a bratwurst

Apparently, among our demented readership are some of the twisted bastards at Ketchup Friends. In this video they demonstrate one of the lesser known properties of this stalwart tailgating condiment.



Surprise: they're Lions fans. One thing is for certain, I'm off ketchup for good. From now on, it's catsup or nothing.

15 comments:

Otto Man said...

Uh ... do what now?

peytonloveskenny said...

What. The. Fuck.

Unsilent Majority said...

What. The. Fuck.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID!

Christmas Ape said...

So that's the difference between ketchup and catsup.

Scott said...

I'm from Pittsburgh, if I swear off ketchup our economy would collapse and John Kerry's wife would be homeless.

Unsilent Majority said...

No wonder all the women married in Heinz Chapel give birth nine months later.

Bad Barbecue said...

But you can't get pregnant by eating sperm! Oh God, the layers!

That was funny though.

J.L. White said...

You know, I've wondered why ketchup was so salty, when if you take a normal tomato, it doesn't taste salty at all. I think I always assumed Heinz just dumped a lot of salt in it, or something. Hmmmm, live and learn, I guess......

Chris said...

So all my new money shots will have gratuities ketchup shots in them now?

brad said...

Personally, I've always preferred barbecue sauce to ketchup.

I feel vindicated.

gerry dorsey said...

throat babies??? wait what???

Hercules Rockefeller said...

Are you here to solve my ketchup problem?

Calvin's got a job said...

Jon Kitna will eat 55 hashbrown's this season

Kitty Limits said...

My ex boyfriend did that video. Now I know why he kept me away from Ketchup.

Ben said...

Dan is a creep. I love it.