Friday, August 31, 2007

The Last KSK Commenter Draft – Stars Of The Pornographic Film Industry


It’s the last commenter draft of the year. Next week, this slot will be occupied by the return of the Maj’s gambling column. I’ve enjoyed these drafts a great deal, largely because you, the readers, do all the effort. Well, it’s only fair to reward you. Many of you have been asking for a porn star draft for a while (shocking), so here it is.

The rules? This is a star of the pornographic film industry you would like to perform a scene with. It can be any porn star from any time in history. No soft core actors or actresses please. They have to have, like, done it with someone on camera. For reals. Once you pick a porn star, wait 10 picks until you pick another. If you provide a link to said performer, do be sure to leave a NSFW warning if necessary.

While I usually take the first pick in all our drafts, I’m going to abstain from picking this time around. Because as a husband and father, I of course have never seen a pornographic film in my entire life. Couldn’t even begin to tell you the name of any actress involved in the industry. Nikki Tyler? Who’s that? No clue. A famous judge once said he knew pornography when he saw it. Well, I would not know pornography when I saw it, because I’ve never seen it. Sorry, judge. Wish I was hip to it all.

So enjoy this, the last draft of the year. Around the 100th comment, this should start to get pretty creepy.

256 comments:

JT said...

Maybe a reach, but give me Sunny Lane.

JewDago said...

avy scott, thank you.

Captain Caveman said...

Eva Angelina.

Matt said...

Kobe Tai

j_brock said...

Jenna Jamison 10 years ago. Before she turned into a duck and blew the whole UFC.

MemphisRaines said...

I'll go early reach with Roxxy Jezell

Bryan said...

Chasey Lain. In the early to mid-90s (when I truly became a connoseur)she was head and shoulders above every other star. Hah...Head.

Michael said...

you're giving it until the 100th comment? that's being a lil over gracious no?

Gauge. you know she's a nut cuz she doesn't have a need for a last name.

Pemulis said...

ron jeremy..

..umm i mean...

JewDago said...

@ memphisraines -- great reach, though.

coolbreeze said...

BIG FAN of Melanie Moore.

Farmacy said...

I'll take Asia Carrera... finally scratch that Asian itch I've had... unfortunatley it would also probably give me a new itch, but there is Valtrex for that.

Wormfather said...

I have a sad admission. The only porn star I know by name is Jenna Jameson. I could try and look some up on the internet, but I'm at work and that would be a career limiting move.

With that said, I've seen her have sex on screen, so I'm gonna go with Christinia Ricci.

P.S. 7:1 that I'm not the only one who wont be able to randomly name more than three porn stars.

JT said...

To Sunny Lane, I add: Aurora Snow.

JewDago said...

allie sin. horrible at acting even remotely interested, but i don't care.

S said...

Jenna Haze. In pigtails. Giggity.

Unsilent Majority said...

Traci Lords

Big Daddy Drew said...

With that said, I've seen her have sex on screen, so I'm gonna go with Christinia Ricci.

REAL sex, dummy. Follow the goddamn rules.

Michael said...

@wormfather i'm sure if your employer ever looks at your history or cookies and see's frequent visits to ksk your career might be a lil limited as well. just a thought.

Michael said...

to gauge i add:
the ASU cheerleader: courtney simpson.

wait.. how does the point system work? are rimjobs worth more? Cuz if they are. i'm already running away with this

Wormfather said...

@BBD IT LOOKED REAL TO ME!!! DAMNIT!

Woody said...

No brainer - I'll take Heather from ideepthroat.com

MemphisRaines said...

Pick 2 I'll go Mary Carey

ColeTrain said...

@wormfather... Black Snake Moan looks like porn, sounds like porn, and has a porn-y title, but its not porn.

For my first pic - Gianna. Great face, long pullable hair, huge tits and a great ass. Plus she genuinely loves lots of random grinding sweaty sex. I identify with that because I sweat A LOT when I bang.

Franklin said...

Angel Dark...mmmm...dammit now I have to go home for lunch

Captain Caveman said...

Brittany Skye. God, she just looks so dirty.

With Brittany and Eva, I retire from this draft. Those are the two who do it for me.

devang said...

Lexus Locklear

Pemulis said...

is ideepthroat.com SFW? it sounds like an interesting site and i would like to check it out

Unsilent Majority said...

damn, heather's a solid pick

Dave said...

Lily Thai - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lily_Thai

Sorry it had to be a lame-ass wikipedia link.. I'm at work :(

I feel as though her best work is on Mr. Chew's Asian Beaver.

google it.

ColeTrain said...

@woody Heather is a rock solid pick. I may have to go home for lunch too.

Woody said...

Sorry, wasn't thinking about a link. NSFW.

JewDago said...

janine lindemulder. she's sleeved, it's hot.

CW aka Chad Sexington® said...

Sasha Grey. A keeper league pick.

Captain Caveman said...

Janine is a GREAT pick.

JMar said...

Briana Banks, but I'd have to have her sign something saying that she was not going to hurt me in the process.

JAMMQ said...

Jenna Lewis.

Still has the allusion of being a real girl, and not a dp whore like the rest of the girls picked.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jenna_Lewis

Josh said...

damn, s and woody took my top two, nice work gentlemen.

fuck it, I'll go there with Christine Young. lock me up.

Otto Man said...

I agree with Senator Heflin. Yeah that's right the women like something with more stories and costumes that'll transport 'em to another place and time

Have you ever tried coming out of the bathroom nude, and acting like you didn't know someone was there?

Big Daddy Drew said...

A, uh.. another good thing is to get them out on your boat for some reason, because, uh.. because then it's really hard for them to get away.

Franklin said...

Krystal Steal...which is what she is this late in the draft

JT said...

I need just one more, then I'm done.

To Lane and Snow, I add: Charlotte Stokely.

Done.

Woody said...

#2 pick - Krystal Steal.

@ Coletrain & UM - My first computer was completely wasted because I attempted to accumulate as much Heather as posible.

ColeTrain said...

Ava Devine - no one enjoys sex more on or off screen than Ava Devine. Plus she is proof positive that God wants us to watch porn and/or have lots of sex.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ava_Devine

1st pick - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gianna_Michaels

Franklin said...

Woody...already took her

Sh!tShow said...

Katie Morgan.

Woody said...

Damn Franklin -nice. I'm too slow.

New #2 Sky Lopez - but back in her Shane's World/Amatuer days.

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

Let me be the 5th person to say that Heather is a great pick. I'm also going home for lunch.

Mara said...

Without a doubt, I pick Terri Summers (nsfw). Oh my sweet Jeebus.

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

Jaimee Foxworth from Family Matters
http://imdb.com/name/nm0289340/

El Duffo O Muerte said...

Chloe Sevigny...real actress, but also some real deepthroat action in 'The Brown Bunny'

Josh Drimmer said...

interesting. the commentator drafts' found a way to go out with a bang and a whimper.

Franklin said...

Make me the 6th. Heather was the best pick of the draft.

Grimey said...

Raven Riley... and I'm definitely wearing a rubber

CW aka Chad Sexington® said...

2nd round pick: Shyla Stylez

1st round pick was Sasha Grey[Youtube link, not sure if SFW or not]

JewDago said...

faith of "faith exposed." british n busty. awesome.

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Josh said...

they really should do a "Beyond the Glory" on Heather. she's like the great unspoken legend of our generation.

My Insignificant Life said...

glad I am working at home today.

Franklin said...

1. Angel Dark
2. Krystal Steal
3. Brianna Banks (Motor Boating I will go)

Dave said...

@grimey

That is a GREAT pick

Miss Daisy said...

Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond.

ColeTrain said...

Naughty Allie - another one that will fuck anything that moves.

Wormfather said...

Aw man do I have a lot of homework to do when I get home. Man I miss my ex, she would blow me while I watched porn.

JewDago said...

@coletrain -- already taken

bankmeister said...

cytherea...for sure. there's free footage of her fountainous climaxex all over the Googles and the PornStarBooks.com. both kinds of rubbers suggested...

Tracer Bullet said...

Mila, Queen of Nasty. She might be the dirtiest woman ever to work in mainstream porn and that's saying something.

Zac said...

Jenaveve Jolie. Surprised she lasted this long.

White Silk said...

This is easy - chick is crazy, has some nice DSLs and tight body to boot...

Tabitha Stevens

Woody said...

I feel vindicated with all the Heather adoration.

Did anynoe else think that in those early years of Internet porno, Heather was the Transformers to Wifey's GoBots?

ColeTrain said...

My bad... I thought Allie Sin = Allysin Chains....

3. Sierra - Hails from the ATL, and the only girl I know off that would have anal sex to that 1980's hit "Doin' The Butt!"

2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels

aaron said...

Deidre Holland. See Chameleons.

Woody said...

Not always my first choice but she's grown on me in the last couple months...

Brandi Belle.

1. Heather
2. Sky Lopez
3. Brandi Belle

ColeTrain said...

@woody

If Heather was the Transformers, I would say Wifey was M.A.S.K. I wouldn't mind dating/being married to her - but she just doesn't impress me as a porn star. So much better talent out there.

Josh said...

Nicole Sherdian - not the comeliest lass, but she possesses an "enthusiasm" I find endearing.

Franklin said...

1.Angel Dark
2.Krystal Steal
3.Brianna Banks
4. Kristi Myst (Probably a real stretch here but I have to take her. Im tired of just stalking. http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=217172274)

JewDago said...

katerina konec. owner of possibly the world's perfect pair of tits.

Captain Ned said...

I'm going old-school and picking Marilyn Chambers

Miss Daisy said...

Sunny Leone. Indian girl from Canada.

Franklin said...

Come on Coletrain...Heather is amazing. forget the sex. Give me Heather and my NFL sunday ticket....now that is FAN-TAS-TIC..
Brady Deep Throw....Heather Deep Throat

Tracer Bullet said...

Jewel De'Nyle. Late in her career after she gained a little weight. I've already got one skinny bitch in Mila and that's plenty.

White Silk said...

For pick two, I'm onna throw down some Tera Patrick.

Surprised she's still around this deep in the draft...but I ain't complainin'

ColeTrain said...

@franklin

I love Heather... I just am not impressed with Wifey. BTW Transformers > M.A.S.K., agreed?

@miss daisy

Nice pic with Sunny Leone, I love the Indian chicks... dot AND feather!

SportsGirl365 said...

Terra Patrick. MMMMMMM.

Oh, and pssst. It's Ape's birthday.

Michael Beckwith said...

Michelle Barrett...google her.

Woody said...

@ Coletrain - I almost spit out my coke. Hilarious.

I don't usually get a chance to particpiate in the drafts...but this one is a must. Football starting, Labor Day weekend basically already started in my office, heading to see my favorite D1 team kick hell out of a small directional school, and porn draft.

Fantastic.

Too bad Rollergirl doesn't qualify.

Franklin said...

Tera Patrick was a nice late pick. I loved what she did in the 2001-2002 porn season for me

White Silk said...

Lanny Barbie at my 3-spot.

I don't care that she hardly speaks a lick of English - that French Canadian biyatch can straight up take it!!

1. Tabitha Stevens
2. Tera Patrick
3. Lanny Barbie

ColeTrain said...

4. Anjali (NSFW) - the first "dot" indian of the draft with a rocking body and she, again, would fuck anything on or off camera. Plus she introduced me to that phenomenon called "dogging."

3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels

LadyAndrea said...

Heather Vuur, from Meet Heather. She is gorgeous.

Robert said...

I'm still reeling from the revelation that porn stars have wikipedia entries.

hehehe...entries.

Slash said...

I'm gonna pass on the draft, but that story you linked to was highly entertaining. And yeah, I'd like to see that video. If your friend dies before you, I think you should tell that story at his funeral.

Cousins of Ron Mexico said...

forget going home for lunch, i'm taking the afternoon off

Chad said...

3rd round pick... Flower Tucci.

JewDago said...

jada fire. i need some color.

LadyAndrea said...

Here's Heather: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heather_Vandeven

That's all I need.

DougOLis said...

Next Door Nikki. Yeah, most of her stuff isn't hardcore but she's done a few.

Franklin said...

1. Angel Dark
2. Krystal Steal
3. Brianna Banks
4. Kristi Myst
5. Amy Reid (That chick is ridiculous)

coolbreeze said...

More Old school Veronica Hart

ColonelStinkmeaner said...

[i]Jenaveve Jolie. Surprised she lasted this long.[/i]

Great pick, I too am surprised she lasted this long. Baddest bitch in porn right now.

My top 3:
1. Jenaveve Jolie.
2. Teagan Presley
3. Marquetta (Jewel??)

Need some color on my list but love a dirty white chick too and Teagan is ona the dirtiest.

JewDago said...

@colonel -- agreed on teagan

White Silk said...

Nice call on the Amy Reid franklin...she's bad!

For my 4th (and probably final) pick, I'm slating Aria Giovanni on my bill...

Weed Against Speed said...

Raylene

Matthew Barney Gumble said...

Flower Tucci's a great value there.

I'm taking Audrey Hollander here, but can't believe nobody's jumped on Taylor Rain yet- ridiculous.

Miss Daisy said...

1. Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond
2. Sunny Leone

3. Eve Laurence, because there are just not enough fake breasts on this board

Jeff Hawkins said...

Kaylani Lei

Nicholas said...

Maria Ozawa. half Japanese half French-Canadian, 100% uber-cute.

Bruce said...

Taylor Hayes

What a nasty freak...

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Wasted Talent said...

I'm getting in on this late, so I'll grab two picks...

Savanna Samson
Tawny Roberts

JewDago said...

shelby belle. french-canadian and pert.

Tracer Bullet said...

Isabella Soprano. She was better before the boob job but I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.

ColeTrain said...

5. Aidan (sic?) Lane - Cute as a button, natural huge tits, small petite body, working her way back from LA to Boston. I loved her debut where she was laughing her ass off through the whole scene.

4. Anjali
3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels

LadyAndrea said...

Alright, I want one more. Zoe Britton. www.zoebritton.com

1. Heather Vuur
2. Zoe Britton

Josh said...

nice work by Weed and Bruce. I'll take Sunshine Adams if you please.

DougOLis said...

Catalina Cruz

king of the herculoids said...

all i need and, in my opinion, steal of the day...

jesse jane.

Woody said...

@ tracer - that is an outstanding pick. I loved her in cathouse on HBO and just found out she's moved on. We're all excited.

My 4th pick will be "Drunk College Girl Gets Fucked"

I don't know her name, but she looks like she had a great Mardi Gras. Can't link to it. I'm at work.

Rusty said...

Eve Lawrence is a great pic. My #1. However we must limit her to before she got blonde extensions. What a disaster.

So for my pick I take Tory Lane.

Jeff Hawkins said...

2. A retro pick, Celeste

White Silk said...

Alright, I lied before, I'm gonna round out my list with this fifth choice:

5. Sunset Thomas
4. Aria Giovanni
3. Lanny Barbie
2. Tera Patrick
1. Tabitha Stevens

Bryan said...

Uh, duh. Bridget the Midget.

JewDago said...

sweet amy lee. also french-canadian and pert.

ColeTrain said...

Somehow, I think a weekend trip to Montreal is in order.

Big Daddy Drew said...

I'm gonna take the guy on the far left in the Lemon Party.

So fucking hot.

Bruce said...

Tania Rusoff

With her and Taylor Hayes my team will be insurmountable...or infinitely mountable.

2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes

Chris said...

Eve Lawrence - I am not going to go back and search through a hundred some odd post to see if someone took her all ready.

MajaLeeg said...

Ryaan Reynolds. Google her, Wiki her, whatever. You shall be a believer.

ColeTrain said...

@chris

Good point, it's easier to wait until someone points out that someone took her already.

Miss Daisy said...

@Chris: I took her already.

Last pick, Silvia Saint.

1. Tiffany Rose aka Tiffany Diamond
2. Sunny Leone
3. Eve Laurence
4. Silvia Saint

Chris said...

@coletrain - I am sure we can share her. In fact I believe several people all ready have.

ColeTrain said...

For my sixth and final pick...

6.Africa Sexx - She has made a great comeback (pun wholeheartedly intended) in the last few months and she is awesome looking and working in the sack.

5. Aidan (sic?) Lane
4. Anjali
3. Sierra
2. Ava Devine
1. Gianna Michaels

Wasted Talent said...

@BDD: DAMN YOU!

My 3rd pick is the Meatspin guy then...

Jackin'4Beats said...

Angel Eyes

SportsGirl365 said...

@SportsGirl365
What's that? You said it's Christmas Ape's birthday today?

dick_gozinia said...

Anna Belle

Look her up on freeones.

Jackin'4Beats said...

@ dick_gozinia

Great pick, guess you saw where I was going with my picks.

ColonelStinkmeaner said...

2 more; I love the Latinas

Dillan Lauren, and Hailey Paige (gotta love a nasty little cockswallower w/ an overbite).

Limewire rulez.

Great topic by the way.

Tracer Bullet said...

The over-40 Nina Hartley. I need some maturity and leadership in my lineup.

Dave said...

@BDD: hahaha, totally, b/c he's obviously the gayest one of them all (he's the one with the dick in his mouth)

Teller Tim said...

i can't believe she hasn't been taken yet.

Carmella Bing

denvergodfather said...

@365 porn stars seem to be more important than ape's b-day.

Dave said...

@colonelstinkmeaner

Hailey Paige is great in "Da Vinci Load"

JewDago said...

far more important. we've never even seen ape fuck.
also, i pick havana ginger.

MajaLeeg said...

Who can leave out Daisy Marie? What a slore! I LOVE IT!

Angelos said...

Way late to the party.

I would have taken Jenna Haze and Tera Patrick in the pro division, and Raven Riley and Nella in the amateur division.

There's this INSANELY hot Brazilian chick named Mona (NSFW), I'll take her #1.

Then "Subway" Jamie Lynn (NSFW). No ass, but what a great face.

JMar said...

Following my original Briana Banks pick, I'll draft the lesser-known Penny Flame. But only because Coletrain took my original #2 of Naughty Allie. I would not only do a scene with her, I would marry her (if I could get her to stop screwing every guy that asked).

Golden Jew said...

Jr Carrington. OG anal queen

Bruce said...

Nice pick on the Sylvia Saint.

3. Nici Sterling... a British babe with a love for anal.

Then again, who doesn't love anal?

2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes

Teller Tim said...

my second pick:

Kim Kardashian

the girl has a better BJ technique than most of the professionals listed on here.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Ayana Angel (NSFW)

ASmith said...

More than 150 comments and there are still fresh names up there.

Are is there that much porn out there?

Steve said...

Eva Braun

JewDago said...

@ asmith -- no. we're just making up porn-ish names.

twoeightnine said...

Like Drew I cannot name a single pornstar. Unlike Drew I've seen every porno ever made. It's just that when you download a clip of midget and roofie porn they never remember to include the credits.

Jackin'4Beats said...

why is this taking so long?

Says King Julien

BigRicks said...

I thought I would be much...MUCH to late to get Sky Lopez, but sign me up.

JewDago said...

@ jackin' -- agreed. since this is the last fantasy draft before the season, it's stupidly fucking late to do this, but i propose that for all drafts next season, we insititute a minnesota vikings rule by which, given no selections in a five-minute period, the ten-pick waiting rule shall be waived.
agreement? fuck and yes.

ASmith said...

@jewdago

Porn-ish names ...
1) Something to do with heaven or hell (angel, sin)
2) something exotic
3) really basic Anglo names like Brooke, Brittney, Nikki, etc.

So, something like Dani Woodward. Is that pornish?

ColeTrain said...

@teller tim

Tiana Rose gives much better blowjobs than Kim Kardashian. Tiana Rose's scenes are the ones I recommend to girls who want to get better at brains.

However, Kim Kardashian looks absolutely tasty - like heavy water.

QueeferSuthrland said...

Fuuuuck, I really wanted Catalina Cruz, so I'll take the other Cruz.

Sunny Cruz.

The Real Jon Mahoney said...

Vanessa Lane available, I'll take her

Teller Tim said...

@coletrain

i will have to check her out when i get home.

my next pick is Eve Angel. i don't think she can speak english but she has an amazing body.

JewDago said...

@asmith -- also anything alliterative and/or is an imitation of an established actress's name (clare dames, katey holmes, etc) and unusual spellings of unusual names b.c there're so many whores these days that we needs to be creative to differentiate between them.
also, i may be taking this far, far, far too seriously.

Teller Tim said...

@ jewdago

i, personally, can not think of a more important subject than porn.

Michael said...

164 comments down and no one took Kaci Starr? weak... guess she's all mine, then.

Woody said...

@ bigricks - Sky is taken

I'll jump on Paris for my fifth pick. I'd rather watch her screw the state of California than touch her myself, but it's all about value on this pick.

1. Heather
2. Sky Lopez
3. Brandi Belle
4. Mardi Gras broad
5. Paris Hilton

JewDago said...

porn-based doctorate theses for some, miniature american flags for all.

JewDago said...

@michael -- great pick. she's think in all the right places.

Big Daddy Drew said...

As a nonviewer of porn, I'm surprised at these picks. I'm shocked stars with names like Lanita Clonde, Or Bamber Smichaels, or Raustin Kincaido have not been taken.

crazyjoedavola said...

Christy Canyon. Best big giant natural titties ever.

dick_gozinia said...

Alaura Eden

josh said...

Danni Ashe. Used to do some hardcore chick stuff back in the day. So the taint wouldn't even be that tainted.

@jewdago
Faith rules. The first porno chick I almost considered shelling out money for access to her site.

JewDago said...

cherry potter/sherry angel, depending on which site of hers you end up at. also canadian.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Or Tracquel Darriana

C-los said...

Flower Tucci is every nba ball player's dreamgirl....white girl with a nice ass...oh & she's white...

give me Roxy Reynolds

Jackin'4Beats said...

Aurora Jolie is my next pick. Anal queen extrodinaire.

I second the 5 minute rule superceding the 10 pick rule.

Chase said...

Belladonna. She is fucking crazy.

Bruce said...

@thenaturalmevs - Sorry to scoop ya, but she's hot.

4. Vanessa Chase

I seem to have a thing for Seymore Butts's throwaways...but the guy has good taste.

3. Nici Sterling
2. Tania Rusoff
1. Taylor Hayes

Jackin'4Beats said...

Leaving the house now, so I'll take one more pick now then catch up with you wonderful perverts later.

Naomi Russell (DEFINITELY NSFW)

Spaceman Spiff said...

JULIA BOND

Spaceman Spiff said...

jackin4beats,
naomi was hot, have you seen her lately tho, she lost like 30+pounds and looks like shit

JewDago said...

@spiff -- damn you, you bastard.

Dsanchez said...

Paris Hilton
Also Jersey Jaxin

Dsanchez said...

August Night

Jackin'4Beats said...

@ spaceman spiff or is that Doctor Spaceman?

I haven't seen her lately. That too bad that she lost the thickness that made her so hot. Cocaine is one hell of a drug.

Teller Tim said...

with my 4th pick i will take Vanessa Blue.

4. Vanessa Blue
3. Eve Angel
2. Kim Kardashian
1. Carmella Bing

THe Drinking Champs said...

Sydnee Steele.

that girl was an aboslute pro and had a mouth like a sewer. Just listening to her have sex was hot.

Since I picked very late I'm also going to take Jill Kelly.

JewDago said...

rita faltoyano. natural, gorgeous, foreign.

Saintsation said...

Monique Alexander
Booya

BigRicks said...

Anybody take Severina Vukovich? She's not a porn star , she's a pop star from Eastern Europe who's sex tape is basically fantastic, she takes it right in the pooper like a champ. Sign me up.

Margo said...

Katja Kassin, b/c Chase scooped my favorite dirty girl

Jesse said...

Ummm, Shy Love anyone?

ColeTrain said...

Anybody take Spring Thomas?

JewDago said...

nope. she's yours if you want her.

ColeTrain said...

Nice - cause I'm all about her!

JewDago said...

anyone else reminded of (or even remember) warren g's 1994 ho draft?

dick_gozinia said...

#3 - Riley Mason
#2 - Alaura Eden
#1 - Anna Belle

JewDago said...

alright, that's is. anarchy and the minnesota viking bylaw are in effect and i'm taking lindsay layne with my final pick -- an ugly jewish whore with a filthy fucking mouth. and thus, my slut stable:

1. avy scott
2. allie sin
3. janine lindemulder
4. katerina konec
5. jada fire
6. shelby belle
7. sweet amy lee
8. havana ginger
9. cherry potter/sherri angel
10. rita faltoyano
11. lindsay layne

and welcome to what i did at work all day. my employer hates you, ksk

Wes said...

When I was but a young lad, I discovered a videotape my brother had hidden. The tape was Doin' It!, and one of the stars was someone named Drea.

Call me sentimental, but that was my first pornographic love. So I'm goin' with Drea.

WF