Friday, August 3, 2007

This Week’s KSK Commenter Draft: Movie Settings Where You Would Like To Go On Vacation


I’ll be on vacation next week. And frankly, it’s well deserved. You might think it’s easy to come up with all these 8th-Grade level dick jokes. Well, it is. But still, I gotta punch all these keys to write them, and that can be tiring. So it’s off to the beach with me. I’ll be packed into a house with my parents, my wife, my daughter, my sister, my sister’s husband and child, my brother, and my brother’s wife and child. We may try and squeeze in a Japanese exchange student just for the hell of it. All with no air conditioning. Should be fucking AWESOME.

Anyway, to celebrate my week off, I‘m gonna try and pull off this rather tricky draft. These are movie locales or settings where you would like to have a few days to explore on your own. A good movie, of course, takes you to a whole new gay world, one you’d like to hang around in for a week or two. So let’s give this a shot. The rules. Pick ONE film and ONE specific setting. NO PORN. This can be any movie, and any time in history. It can also be fictional. Let’s assume you have money to spend in the location. But otherwise, your access to medical care and what not is the same as any other character in the film. Now, of course, some movies have multiple settings, and some do not. But once a film has been taken, no other setting can be taken from that movie. Once you pick a place, you must wait until 10 other places have been chosen.

Boy, that’s simple! Anyway, my choice is the Castle Anthrax from “Monty Python and the Holy Grail”


Eightscore young blondes, all between sixteen and nineteen and a half? All of whom are in need of a good spanking? Giggity. I’ll take Zoot first, then Dingo. Should be fun.

Yours in the comments.

260 comments:

Scott Hines said...

Milwaukee County Stadium / Camden Yards in Cleveland, Major Leagues I and II.

It might be my only chance to ever see my Cleveland teams win.

McFluffin said...

Big Lebowski - The Bowling alley I could easily spend a week there rolling with the Dude, and if money is not an object, I'll take up Tara Reid on her offer...

Jarrett said...

To the Cap Center, when Kyle-Lee Watson from "Above the Rim" sent the Hoyas into the Big East tournament with a last second jumper.

Unsilent Majority said...

Jurassic Park

Big Daddy Drew said...

hfb, what part of pick ONE setting did you not understand, asshole?

Tuck Fexas said...

Caddyshack-Bushwood Country Club...nuff said

Scott Hines said...

@BDD

Well, since the movies' shoddy continuity made no acknowledgment of the facts that:

A) They weren't the same place
B) They weren't in Cleveland

I figured they counted as one.

But then, I am an asshole.

Lee Reamsnyder said...

Jackie Treehorn's mansion in Malibu from the Big Lebowski.

Tech N9ne's Tribute to Falco said...

Altamont - Gimme Shelter

K-Rock said...

The Shower Room in American History X

Lee Reamsnyder said...

Gaaah, Lebowski got taken already. Nuts.

Unknown said...

Total Recall-Mars after it got oxygen. Nice...

Ken Dynamo said...

the Roxbury

to find out 'what is love'

Unknown said...

The Cloud City from Empire Strikes Back. It's bathed in perpetual twilight, everyone is in shape and seemingly well off, and the women all wear gowns that look pretty easy to take off.

Scott Hines said...

The scream factory from Monsters, Inc.

I already terrify children as a hobby. I'd like to try it professionally.

Lee Reamsnyder said...

John Malkovich's head

Raywashere said...

The Dirt Mall from Mallrats, 3rd nipples rule

Big Daddy Drew said...

Now I'll take Naboo. Clint can hold me by the lake.

Big Daddy Drew said...

From "Attack of the Clones"

Scott Hines said...

Drew, have I ever told you that you have many similar qualities to those of sand?

Unknown said...

Toon Town, Who Framed Roger Rabbit.


I'll find hot (real) chicks later, i just want to drop an anvil on some cartoons for now.

ColeTrain said...

George Jung's house in Mexico from "Blow."

MC said...

Oz (the movie, not the prison)...infinite poppy fields and little people that burst into song at a moments notice would make for a hell of a time.

Peter McSheisty said...

Paradise-"The Beach"

I wouldnt fuck it up like Leo did either. All that reefer is making my pussy wet just thinking about it.

Pettey said...

The town in Deliverance...

And I'm bringing my banjo...

Otto Man said...

Jack Horner's house party in "Boogie Nights."

Anonymous said...

The orgy room in "Caligula". The uncut version. Heh. More wine? You betcha.

K-Rock said...

The diner from "Swingers"

"Excuse me ma'am, where do the high school girls hang out around here?"

McFluffin said...

The boys reformatory in Sleepers as a guard.... Is that gay?

Pemulis said...

gotham city, from the end of batman begins... all the most insane criminals on the loose and batman trying to stop only the craziest, you wouldnt even need a rape stand to get you lovin on!

Ken Dynamo said...

k-rock's pick made me laugh. to copy his joke, i'll take the basement of Zed's pawn shop in Pulp Fiction.

eeny meeny minie moe...

Scott Hines said...

Bridge Town, from "The Postman".

I want to live in a town where Tom Petty is the mayor.

From the other side of town said...

Some vacation, sounds like no trim for you. If you're lucky, you'll excuse yourself when the family is gathered to go rub one out of frustration.

Pettey said...

Star Wars: Return of Jedi -

Not because I'm a starwars freak but because I wanna live in an Ewok village and learn how to build one of my own when I return to Earth...

JewDago said...

the colosseum from gladiator. women, wine and men killing each other and being eaten by animals while i can just watch. plus i get to watch joaquin phoenix's smug ass get killed.

Smurftastic said...

Nerd Alert:

Hogwarts from Harry Potter. The ability to have all the magic kids entertain me and serve me seems like a good time. Plus, it's a castle. Castles are awesome.

Edamamepyjamas said...

Toulour's house on Lake Como in Ocean's 12. Julia Roberts included.

Anonymous said...

San Angeles - 2070 something....basically Demolition Man Era. I just want to make sweet sweet love to Sandra Bullock using a Sensor ring

Big Daddy Drew said...

The lesbian camp orgy in "Private Parts"

Unknown said...

To Moon Tower, Dazed and Confused. Get drunk, Get High, Get Laid. The Emporium is a close runner up, so I could walk in to "Hurricane," but there would be more to do at the Moon Tower.

K-Rock said...

im the fat guy here i guess

Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory

McFluffin said...

Delta House in Animal House, I'll wait till Pinto passes out then give his 16yr old date what she came there looking for

Lee Reamsnyder said...

Future New York City from "The Fifth Element." Hop a cab with Korben Dallas, grab a tape-wearing Milla Jovovich, get stuck in three-dimensional traffic jams... sweet.

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Otto Man said...

Poker room in "Casino Royale."

A bankroll of millions of dollars, hot chicks at the bar, and a chance to make ol' bleedy eyes pay.

Sprout's Dad said...

This is trickier than it seems, drew, because all these numbnuts keep selecting the settings for their favorite movies, regardless of whether or not you could "stay" there for a few days. You cannot take a vacation to a sports arena, a bowling alley, or a country club.

That being said, I choose Zihuatanejo, Mexico, where I'll meet up with Andy and Red and have a few bottles of suds.

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MC said...

Springfield...across the street from Homer, in GHWB's old pad.

Pemulis said...

steal of the draft right here - punxsutawney pennsylvania... groundhog day... i get to do whatever the fuck i want... forever!

JewDago said...

the high school from "mean gils."
'cause i'm a pedophile.

Pettey said...

Basement in Fight Club - So I could get my ass kicked by Meatloaf (always been a dream of mine)...

Peter McSheisty said...

Beverly Hills Cop II- "The Playboy Mansion"

If im staying at the Playboy Mansion for 1-2 weeks, there is no way Im walking out of there without some Grade A, Dime Piece, Playboy Pussy. You could have no game (like myself) and still fuck a centerfold. Tear to my eye.

JewDago said...

mean girls. dammit.

Anonymous said...

The back room of the strip club while Natalie Portman is working in Closer.

John S. said...

Europe, "The Big Red One"

Some people differ as to what they call "vacation."

McFluffin said...

I beg to differ that you cannot vacation at a bowling alley, you obviously have spent no time in upstate NY

Peter McSheisty said...

@ pemulis

I dont think it works that way. Its just the locale, not the plot of the movie. Youre going to be spending your two weeks in Pennsylvania trying to fuck Andie McDowell. Yay for you.

Pemulis said...

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! i'd rather bork chris elliott than her!

Unknown said...

Black Hawk Down - Mogadishu

Wait, what was the question?

Anonymous said...

John Malkovich's head, for only 15 minutes of course

bcj said...

Las Vegas in "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."

"You Samoans are all the same. You have no faith in the essential decency of the white man's culture."

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

The Irish bar from The Boondock Saints. I could spend the rest of my days there.

McFluffin said...

I'm gonna have to spend a week rolling with Dr Gonzo and Raoul in Las Vegas - Fear and Loathing

McFluffin said...

damn u Tom

ASmith said...

Looks like someone already took Closer.

Can I take Zach Morris' place in the Saved by the Bell wedding movie? Kelly Kapowski is MINE!

Pettey said...

Hotel Overlook in the Shining...

I love garden mazes and blood rivers...

Claude Balls said...

The house in which Barely Legal Babysitters 16 was filmed. Do I need to explain?

Pemulis said...

martin short's body - innerspace... just to swim around in his balls for a while... ummm this might be getting too gay even for me

Ken Dynamo said...

New York City in the begining of Cocktails. That TGIF where Tom Cruise worked looked fun!

Unknown said...

Eagles Nest - Band of Brothers

Jonathan P. Mahoney said...

Bernie's House from Weekend at Bernie's.

McFluffin said...

Any place in Requiem for a dream, aparrently Jennifer Connely gives it up for the H, and I could manage to have some of that on me

Lee Reamsnyder said...

The Valley of the Crescent Moon from Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade. The Grail is mine!

Rant_Casey said...

The Bazooko Circus casino from Fear and Loathing.
Lets get down to brass tacks here, how much for the ape?

JewDago said...

the temple where jesus is tortured in "the passion." i want to give his captors a helping hand.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Rivendell from "Fellowship of the ring". Lovely architecture.

Rant_Casey said...

Dammit, too slow.

John S. said...

Zamora - Conan the Barbarian.

Rob said...

Hansel's apartment, Zoolander. Orgies and a sherpa making omlettes. It's like they made it with me in mind.

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Anonymous said...

Jamaica in "Dr. No". With Ursula Andress. Bond. James Bond. *casually lighting Morland's Special Blend*

Anonymous said...

Dallas, TX I hear this Debbie chick is worth the trip.

bcj said...

Tokyo in Lost in Translation. I'd take a shot at Scarlett first, and if that didn't work I'd go chase skirts in Kabukicho with Bill Murray as my wingman.

Jonathan P. Mahoney said...

Camden College from The Rules of Attraction. Drugs and Co-eds, can't fail

Camp Tiger Claw said...

Tombstone

Pemulis said...

Does the 'no porn' rule include soft-core? because those movies tend to have best locales... at least name wise

Duff Man said...

Where ever they live in Logan's Run...but just until I'm 30.

Claude Balls said...

...and ken dynamo wins for gayest comment.

Myherobobhope said...

I'd take Vegas in the Ocean's 11 setting... robbing a Vegas casino as you live in luxury? Yes, please.

Anonymous said...

Oktoberfest in Beer Fest - who cares if the movie isn't that funny. beer and tits

Anonymous said...

Germany around Ocotober Fest - then attend Beer Fest. DAS BOOT!

Anonymous said...

damn you romance!

MC said...

Wally World with the Griswald's.

John S. said...

This might be obvious, but, I am going to go with "Heaven" from any movie featuring an afterlife.

From what I have been reading, the place sound kind of nice. You know.. in a "buy a vacation home next to the lake to bring the kids to" kind of way.

Otto Man said...

The women's prison in "Black Mama, White Mama."

fallex said...

Club Dread.

Anonymous said...

I guess I'll go with hell...take a vacation there...it will definitely motivate me to clean up my life

Pettey said...

The mountain in Brokeback Moun...wait, I can't do it, it's too much.

Pemulis said...

Luis Tully's party in Ghostbusters...

"Hey, this is real smoked salmon from Nova Scotia, Canada, $24.95 a pound! It only cost me $14.12 after tax, though"

Anonymous said...

Mega-nerd/Lt. Barkley alert:

The Holodeck on the Enterprise. Technically it's the same place, but I could change the places and people inside it as much or as little as I want. Today, 19th century Paris. Tomorrow, Mount Everest. You can even adjust the safety protocols to make it as dangerous or safe as you want.

Also, the whores are STD-free, and since they are technically not real, I wouldn't be committing adultery, would I? It would be like screwing a Real Doll, except with more movement and less intelligence.

Anonymous said...

Purgatory - Cause I know I wont want to go to hell permanently...I'm not into S&M... And I don't think heaven would be that great with all the goody goody punks...So I guess I am hoping Purgatory exists. It is Bloggers Heaven

JewDago said...

the police station from "super troopers." cartoons, weed, german swingers.

Anonymous said...

With the amount of effort that all the other writers (especially flubby) put into KSK, they should just go ahead and call it BDD's football blog.

Oh, and i'll take the Lord of the Flies island because I could kick the leader's ass and become king of an army of hell spawn.

jackin'4beats said...

That last scene in the XXX movie where Vin Diesel is with that crazy Russian chick in Bora Bora in an over-water Bungalow.

Now that's a vacation.

JargonBear said...

Tron - I call red laserbike.

ben said...

Zamunda. An incredible steal this late. I get zebras following me around, kickass martial arts workouts, and, of course, the royal bathers.

Anonymous said...

Little Italy - 1940

fallex said...

Damn you Ben.

"The royal penis is clean."

Yeah, I know, but...

Claude Balls said...

There's a no porn rule? Fuck me.

ASmith said...

I'm working off Drew's original post, but I'm inspired by Monty Python.

The scene in "Meaning of Life" where the guy gets to pick his death.

Anonymous said...

Some random mansion in upstate New York in Eyes Wide Shut.

Fidelio

Sprout's Dad said...

No, I haven't been to upstate ny, unless niagara falls counts. you see, there was this chick i dated for a while, but she was from canada, you wouldn't know her.

I choose Colorado in Red Dawn so I could join up with Swayze, Sheen and C. Thomas Howell and kick some commie ass. I'd have to convince them not to name our band of misfits after the University of Michigan's mascot, though.

Unknown said...

Slovakian Hostel in Hostel.

Hear me out: I'm only there a couple of days. If I can avoid letting anyone mess with my drinks, keep my wits about me, and get out of there within three days, this could actually work out.

James said...

Empire Records in Empire Records...


I wanna get me some Liv Tyler titties on speed!

Unknown said...

Club Dread

They already caught the killer

Anonymous said...

Realistically most of our destinations would suck. We are all going to places and thinking we are the main guy. For example me going to San Angeles from Demolition Man. Like I am going to be able to beat up Sly Stallone so I can have Sandra Bullock...the best I could probably hope for is an orgy

Peter McSheisty said...

A lot of you people really dont know how to follow rules. No wonder BDD gets pissy. Heaven, Hell, and Purgatory? Those are fine picks but this draft is movie locales. So find a fucking movie with those locales and your set.

Anonymous said...

To clafify so Peter doesn't punch his computer. Hell from Constantine, Purgatory from The house on Haunted Hill

Anonymous said...

The beach where Louis and Billy Ray end up at the end of Trading Places.

Cracked crab? Lobster? Why not both?

Looking good, Billy Ray!

fallex said...

off the board, max

Claude Balls said...

Wow, peter, you don't have to get so mcshitty with us,

See what I did there?

Anonymous said...

The pikey camp from Snatch

JewDago said...

1980s miami from scarface.

Les Savy Ferd said...

anyone seen Wet Hot American Summer? I'd vacation at camp Firewood because the dudes are all hilarious (Paul Rudd, David Hyde Pierce, Michael Ian Black would all be fun to hang out with) and the ladies are all pretty damn fine.

ben said...

Pee Wee's house in Pee Wee's Big Adventure. It's just the setting, right? So if he's not there, then I get to eat all the Mr. T cereal.

Peter McSheisty said...

Im the guy that, when the teacher leaves the room, I tell her who was talking and standing up when she gets back.

Plus every week someone doesnt follow the rules and for some reason this bothers me. Usually I just kick my girlfriends cat, but it died. From internal bleeding. Must have been hit by a car or something.

whowillsexmutombo? said...

The orphanage in "Little Orphan Annie." Because I'm a ladies man.

Anonymous said...

Quahog, Rhode Island and McShiesty before you jump in and cry "thats a TV show" they made a movie

Ken Dynamo said...

Moutain top of the Andes in 'Alive'

For the breathtaking scenery and cuisine.

JargonBear said...

Helltrack from Rad.

Because BMX racing is just.....rad.

big skinny said...

I'll take the Italian village in Godfather I. It seems like a nice place, as long as nobody tries to blow up my wife.

Camp Tiger Claw said...

@les savy ferd

I am the anonymously evil camper from... well you get it.

Juan Grande said...

Wrigley Field, Ferris Bueller's Day Off- A day game at Wrigley is better than heaven with the beer, brats, and whatnot. I might have said A League of Their Own fot the poonanny factor, but then I remembered that Rosie O'Donnell is in that flick.

Unknown said...

"Defending Your Life"- Eat all you want, and throw Meryl Streep a bone

Anonymous said...

Big Skinny Little Italy has been taken

Anonymous said...

Four words: The Land of Chocolate.

Anonymous said...

San Diego in "Anchorman." Hanging out with the #1 news team would be sweet, plus all the naive Californian chicks from the late 70's to choose from, who don't have any hangups about condoms, and AIDS hasn't been invented by the government yet. Nice.

Anonymous said...

Basin City - Old Town - slap me again Rosario...Slap me again

Lee Reamsnyder said...

Scary abandoned cabin in the woods from "Evil Dead"

ben said...

Elsinore Brewery in Strange Brew. Three days of unlimited beer and unlimited hockey fights.

big skinny said...

I could spend a week playing baseball with a bunch of ghosts in a cornfield. There would have to be some women in all of those cars lined up at the end and I could fulfull my life long dream of kicking the shit out of Kevin Costner.

Anonymous said...

Chattooga River from Deliverance - Drinking Beers down a river with Burt Reynolds and Jonny Voight - Guy being made to squeal like a pig - the comedy would be endless

JewDago said...

zeppelin's hallucinations from "the song remains the same."

Pettey said...

@franklin

Already picked deliverance, but you can come to, i might need help kicking these imbred's asses...

Anonymous said...

thanks Bermuda feel free to come with me to Basin City Old town - Never know if those hookers go crazy

Anonymous said...

The only piece of land from "Water World"

Unknown said...

battle royale. but i would need something that shoots, no stabby weapon. guarantees death.

Juan Grande said...

I'll take the title scene from Bachelor Party. Booze, hookers, blow, pills, and I'd get to watch a donkey show with Tom Hanks.

Anonymous said...

To quote Weezer: "Beverly Hills, that's where I want to be."

Specifically, next door to Jed Clampett's mansion, directly across from Elly May's bedroom window. I'd have to live before cable and hardcore porn, so that would be the next best thing.

Anonymous said...

Island from Cast Away...Keep Tom company for a little

Claude Balls said...

The small Florida town in Wild Things. Sailboats, easy ocean access and horny teenaged girls who dig older guys.

I will mix my own drinks, however.

rand said...

I would venture to say the palace in Zamunda, from Coming to America, would be pretty sweet.

It doubles as a zoo AND a harem of women wanting to please the prince.

Anonymous said...

The Matrix

Anonymous said...

rand,

I think Zamunda got picked already. Not that it's a bad choice, though!

dick_gozinia said...

HOTH. I'm the AT-AT Commander and my vacation is piloting a fucking giant walker while picking off Rebel douchebags by the hundreds. Yeah I know its cold, but fuck it...I can always go to Endor next year. It's Hoth goddamnit...the coolest setting in all of the Star Wars movies.

Anonymous said...

Bratislava from Euro Trip - My lower class poor mofo status would immediately jump up to royalty status in Bratislava

Unknown said...

giving the goat in shenanigans. oh, jesus, no, the goat.......

gone said...

Charlie's Mansion from Charlie's Angels. I get to hang out with Bosley (either Bill or Bernie), live in style, have 3 hot chicks show up, go blow shit up with them on a mission, then come back and shower with them.

skipper said...

The apartment in Head in the Clouds

After I kill Stuart Townsend, it's me, naked bisexual Penelope Cruz, and naked bisexual Charlize Theron.

Anonymous said...

The Forest from Without a Paddle, You got the weed farm, the horny hairy leg sisters in the tree house and Seth Green makes me feel tall

Anonymous said...

Titty Twister from Dusk till Dawn - I will have to get a sweet tattoo first though...can't have Clooney showing me up

Anonymous said...

The Amazon planet from Futurama... because there are far worse things in life than being fucked to death.

G said...

Octopussy's island palace (City of Sunrise) from the Bond movie of the same name.

So they all worship calamari, so what...nobody's perfect.

My Insignificant Life said...

Ocean 11 - Vegas - The Rat Pack Days - When it really meant something.

Juan Grande said...

The Pit, PCU. Have Parliament Funkadelic play your house party and it's summertime so you know you don't have to go to class or any BS like that.

ben said...

The island fortress from Enter the Dragon. I don't think I need to explain.

And I'm spent.

Barney said...

Rick's Place in Casablanca and the surrounding neighborhood. This vacation comes with a bottomless bar tab and the appropriate clothes. I am friends with everyone including Rick, the Inspector, the piano player and the Fat Man. Sometimes I go into the bazaar and "procure things" but most times I just chill with Bogey.

dick_gozinia said...

@ big jon - You are reading my mind....the pit was my next pick. I would tolerate Jeremy Piven just to hang with hot metal chicks and sexually deprived feminists. Anyway...


I'm taking the DV8 night club from Bedazzled. That place was off the friggin' hook and if all the chicks were impressed with Brendan Fraser, then I'm in good shape to score too.

1. HOTH - EMPIRE STRIKES BACK
2. DV8 NIGHTCLUB - BEDAZZLED

Pemulis said...

you just admitted you saw Bedazzled

gone said...

Average Joe's gym in Dodgeball. I could get stoned and watch them all day long. And be a Pirate as well. Not to mention the bisexual hot chick either, I'd totally steal her from LaFleuer.

skipper said...

Wherever Jodie Foster goes when she drops through the thing in "Contact". It looked nice there.

Although all these picks are irrelevant since BDD took the lesbian camp tent from Private Parts like a hundred picks ago. Stupid time zones.

Darth said...

I'd like to stay in Happy Gilmore's "Happy Place" where I could have hot chicks, beer and midgets....dare to dream

Smurftastic said...

Camp Nowhere, from Camp Nowhere.

jackin'4beats said...

Salma Hayek's house in Desperado. It's a vacation right? And she's there right?

IT. IS. DEFINITELY. ON.

Anonymous said...

The Ship from Heavy Metal, Robots doing blow, John Candy (voice) is still alive, and that redheaded secretary with huge cans is hot...plus who doesnt want to be animated

dick_gozinia said...

@ pemulis - You're the same guy that wants to swim around inside Martin Short's balls. I'll admit to watching Bedazzled any day over admitting to ever thinking about Martin Short....or his balls. Although the Luis Tully pick was inspired.

runningbyrd said...

The bamboo forest from crouching tiger, hidden dragon. I could spend days walking through that. Extra points if i somehow develop the ability to walk amongst the trees like they can.

Anonymous said...

j4b,

Get your hands off my woman.

Anonymous said...

Toon Town - Who Framed Roger Rabbit...Throwing Roger Rabbit in the Dip would be worth the trip alone...and while I am at it I might as well sleep with Jessica.

skipper said...

Ctrl + F, Franklin.

And I'm being a dick because I want the Titty Twister back on the board.

Anonymous said...

The Shire, Middle Earth. At 5'9'', I'd be the Wilt Chamberlain of hobbits (and I don't mean just for my ability to posterize opponents in pickup games).

jackin'4beats said...

@benjamin

That was my next pick. So +1 for you. Also, a plague of hairy swamp rats in your home for stealing my pick.

@chamomiles davis

Get your hands out my pocket. FIXED.

Anonymous said...

My bad...I will settle for Cool World then

James said...

The Quick Stop in Clerks.

I'd play rooftop Hockey with those two clowns and criticize how very fucking stupid the people who come in are and I'd get to see Jay and Silent Bob which would only serve to make the day funnier.

Hooks Orpik said...

Mellon Arena in Pittsburgh PA during 'SUDDEN DEATH' with Jean Claude.

Anonymous said...

Walnut Grove - Little House on the Prarie...Because Charles Ingalls is the father figure I always wanted...I will have to kill halfpint

Howie Feltersnatch said...

Hanging at El Paraiso with Carlito Brigante

Slash said...

Transporter - The south of France and Jason Statham. Oh yeah...

skipper said...

To Catch a Thief - South of France and Grace Kelly. And the little whore who works at the restaurant.

Eric said...

the island from castaway, complete with crabs and wilson.

Otto Man said...

First, I think Eric missed the point of that movie.

And second, I'll take the seaside village in "Talented Mr. Ripley." Rich, drunk, and surrounded by easy Italians.

Anonymous said...

Maggie The Cat's Plantation house in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof". As long as Paul Newman is out of town. Too hard to compete. Bourbon, southern cooking, and watching Liz Taylor take off her bra and panties every night.

Juan Grande said...

Sherwood Forest treehouse playset from Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves, after Friar Tuck shows up in the beer truck. Swinging from ropes, swilling beer, fun with bows and arrows, and gettin' itvon with Tony Montana's sister.

Oh, This is for the Rapture said...

He Got Game... Jesus Shuttlesworth's recruit trip.

Peter McSheisty said...

Wait ten picks, Franklin. You really suck at this.

jackin'4beats said...

Anyone remember The Mighty Quinn (not brady)? I know I'm taking y'all back a little bit, but a Jamaica vacation is just what a brotha needs right about now.

And since I've taken Jamaica - no one can take Belly now.

Unknown said...

The frat house in Old School. A Snoop Dog concert and Elisha Cuthbert.

James said...

Oh man I can't believe it fell this far....

Springfield...The Simpsons....

Can't believe it fell this far!

Otto Man said...

So it’s off to the beach with me. I’ll be packed into a house with my parents, my wife, my daughter, my sister, my sister’s husband and child, my brother, and my brother’s wife and child.

I have it on good authority that all those people are imaginary.

skipper said...

@j: it didn't.