Friday, August 10, 2007

Jerry Jones is COLD LAMPIN'

We were recently outbid on eBay in an attempt to acquire a hard copy of this slick golden oldie from 1985, an instructional book on hip-hop dance, with a fresh to DEF! ad starring Alfonso Ribeiro, or, as you better know him, Carlton Banks.



Classic, right? And the booklet looks incredibly informative. Step 1: stand upright. Step 2: do a head-spin. Step 3: accept phone numbers from the ladies. It's like those "Drawing Comics the Marvel Way" books I squandered all my youthly savings away on. (Step 1: draw a circle. Step 2: completed Wolverine.)



Anyway, we were wondering who could have swooped in and taken this away from us, but then reader Danny from Dallas sent us this clip. That dastard!



15 comments:

James said...

Phase 1: Collect underpants
Phase 2: ?
Phase 3: Profit!

NDub said...

The way he says "what?" at the end is very..... strange.

The Pirate Sloth said...

This is why Jerry Jones is an asshole.

Burnsy said...

That dastard? Oh fooey, that darn jerk stole your cotton-picking video.

Ryan The Intern said...

And we find out what a young Matt Ufford spent his youthly savings on.

Chamomiles Davis said...

Reason #982 for why I hate the fucking Cowboys.

gerry dorsey said...

wow...i live in dallas and have never seen that douchebaggery.

for a second i thought the first video was gong to teach me the "african anteater ritual."

Calvin's got a job said...

Did anyone else notice that Quincy Carter is actually an extra in the background

Slash said...

Even though I know it's not Jerry Jones' body, that is still fucking creepy. Actually, everything about Jerry Jones is pretty creepy.

I couldn't believe how many people sat in traffic last night (the hwy runs right by my office) to sweat their asses off in Texas Stadium to watch a preseason game.

samsquantch said...

Tony Romo's Electric Boogaloo 2: Hellzapoppin!

Chamomiles Davis said...

Pretty soon this is actually going to happen: Jerry Jones will transplant his head onto a younger, more flexible body.

J.L. White said...

Hey....isn't that dance that Jerry Jones does the same one I did after T.O. overdosed last year? He owes me some royalties for that.

Ethan Stanislawski said...

The best thing about that video is that Ribiero is now known for his awful dancing to Tom Jones. Karma, anyone?

Wormfather said...

All your dance moves are belong to us.

G Bev said...

I'm sorry, did I here Alfonso say that he didn't used to always be a "gangster?" He's about as gangster as Molly Ringwald.