Wednesday, August 8, 2007

David Carr Marauds Through North Carolina Killing Children Oh God the Humanity

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(Passersby were amazed by the thanks to reader B.J.)

34 comments:

Unsilent Majority said...

+1

Jackin'4Beats said...

My God the HUMANITY!!!!!!

Camp Tiger Claw said...

Why is he wearing a bike helmet?

BeaverFever said...

it looks like he is getting ready to drop kick that kid.

PeteJayhawk said...

Excellent reference, good sir.

Christmas Ape said...

SundayNightIsFootballNight
SundayNightIsFootballNight
SundayNightIsFootballNight
SundayNightIsFootballNight

Dr. Mexico said...

David Carr-1, North Carolina Children -0

swing4 said...

No caption contest?

Shane Rollins said...

Starter and most wanted marauder by week 6

Smello said...

Mmmm...tight pants.

God, I love football.

albaNY Hawker said...

A man that pretty and well-groomed should not be left alone with young boys.

Rumor has it he's being heavily recruited by the Catholic Arch-dioces in North Carolina now thanks to that picture!

Nacho Friendly said...

We feast on babies regularly in NC, but we use a vinegar base, as opposed to your more common Memphis-style tomato/ketchup base.

whowillsexmutombo? said...

the kid in the red appears to be wrestling an ewok.

whowillsexmutombo? said...

or whatever those little fuckers were called.

K-Rock said...

yo tony you don't weigh much, joey, grab me some capicola. ohh wait, my name is david carr? no its davey carracocci. yooooooooooooooooo

what a herb

farris said...

Fucking Unbelievable.

flubby said...

"I'm crushing your head."


/Kids in the Hall flashback

Otto Man said...

Looks like someone's been reading the print version of the Onion.

T. Herman Zweibel would be proud.

Dan said...

I was going to say the same thing otto man

zacsoto said...

In typical David Carr fashion, no offensive line anywhere to protect him from these kids.

Pemulis said...

children's bloodkkake?

The Pirate Sloth said...

Did it pop like a grape?

Informed readers want to know.

Five Pound Bag said...

say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting teenagers.

OysterHouse said...

when did david carr become a cholo?

BigRicks said...

He's giving that kid the Cranium Crush.

/obscure WWF Finishing Move

MannysHeadStash said...

From there David headed straight for the trunk of his car.

Jackin'4Beats said...

say what you will about him, at least Brady Quinn confines his affections to consenting male teenagers.

FIXED.

Shan said...

He sure knows how to impress the ladies. If you can't get them with your utter devotion to the happiness of children, show them how strong you are by feeding on the young, in order to attract a new mate.

Matt said...

Right after this photo was taken, the kid in the background leveled David from the blindside.

STAK said...

OH CHRIST AND MARY ON THE FUCKING CROSS!!!!...........my head is being crushed alive by that bastard SKELETOR!!!!!.........fuck..........i'll never get laid after this head squishing..........

dick_gozinia said...

Does anybody think that David Carr looks like Zod's henchman Non (from Superman 2) right here?

Kneel before ZOD!!!!


http://www.patfullerton.com/superman/pix/phantomzone/non.jpg

DucTape said...

love the Onion reference.

JAMMQ said...

Glad to see my comment got censored, it was only a matter of time.

Nice to see that the writers of a fantastic blog are just as sensitive to criticism as anyone else.

Roger Goodell would be proud.

JAMMQ said...

BTW . . . this is what I said in my comment that got deleted:

What the hell is this? Does CC have a word limit he has to fill while Big Daddy Drew is on vacation?

That's REAL inflammatory stuff there. Ooooooooooo.

Keep up the good work. And stop taking yourselves so seriously(especially you, Ufford). It's a blog!

Peace.