Monday, August 27, 2007

The GQ Quarterback Photos REEEEEEEEEEEE-MIX!

It was just last week that we were first able to gaze upon GQ's latest photo stylings of some of the NFL's hot young quarterbacks. This week, as is the natural progression of Internet Things, come the Photoshopped images (all courtesy of our good friend 289).

The Ironic Hall of Mirrors shattered when Ben hit a motorcycle-driving Steely McBeam.


Hey, someone's gotta fill the void left in the dogfighting world.


Ugh. I'd rather be Travis Henry.


"Where you been, Romo? The whole steel industry's gay."


Actually, this one isn't Photoshopped.

Your move, Dan V.

23 comments:

Upstate Underdog said...

I'm guessing that the white liquid in the glass next the Brady Quinn isn't milk.

Upstate Underdog said...

*next to.

devang said...

Brady loves him some steely mcbeam up his ass.

Dave said...

those three guys bukkaked into that cup.. and brady's pensive look is due to the fact that it's gone cold.

goddamn romeo crennel, making practice run long!

Otto Man said...

Nice work, but you should've given Big Ben the treatment Michael Caine got in "The Hand"

Wormfather said...

What's that blue thing sitting on the table next to Matt.

Dale said...

Touche, 289. Touche.

Phishisgr8 said...

Worm-

Looks to be some Valtrex.
"Herpes- If you gotta have one STD, it's the one to have."

El Duffo O Muerte said...

You know what would really accent that photo of Brady? A cigarette. What brand? Anything slim.

SarahS said...

289, is that Paris Hilton checking for herpes in the background? I admire your subtlety on that edit.

Upstate Underdog said...

I'm thinking she is checking for crabs, or trying to scratch them to death. Wait, don't you need pubes in order to have crabs ?

twoeightnine said...

Herpes, crabs, I'm not going there.


Unless I'm blacked out drunk.

Wormfather said...

@phish TY @Sarah

ZOMG it all makes sense.

Mr. 289 you're the fucking man, man.

Raskolnikov said...

Did you visit lemonparty again
for the Quinn photo?

NDub said...

you guys are fucking hilarious.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Hey 289, the White Sox called. They want their logo back.

ZING!

twoeightnine said...

Hey Drew, Clint called. And said something stupid.

ColeTrain said...

Hold up, wait a minute... Brady's here to regulate it! HEEYYY!!!

My Insignificant Life said...

@ Upstate Underdog said...

I'm guessing that the white liquid in the glass next the Brady Quinn isn't milk.

Gives new meaning to 'Got Milk?'

Suss said...

Why are "courtesy" and "289" in the same parenthetical statement?

"Curtsy" I can see, but not "courtesy."

Big Daddy Drew said...

Hey Drew, Clint called. And said something stupid.

Well played.

Why wasn't Kelly Holcomb in this shoot? He's dreamy!

HOOOOOOOOOOOLCOMB!!!!!!!

twoeightnine said...

Holcomb was there, he was the one holding the clipboard.

Robocats said...

Hahaha, nice Holcomb joke. 289's on fire.