You know who got knocked the fuck out this week? Sav Rocca, that’s who. Rocca, former Aussie Rules dude, was playing his first NFL game when he got his dick knocked in the dirt by the Ravens' Antwan Barnes. Watch it again below.
Monday Morning Punter (surprise, surprise) thinks this was a bush-league play. I’m not convinced it was dirty, but even if it was-- we are talking about a punter here -- not an actual important player. Let the real players tee off on these guys with impugnity, I say.
Also this week, the Giants' Will Demps let us know he has better things to do than engage in casual orgies with NFL groupies. While this sounds noble, we suspect it’s only because he hasn’t met anyone like Fallujah Super8--the sports blogosphere’s most legendary groupie. NFL players get paid righteous bucks, thus insuring a pulchritudinous crop of groupies, but sports bloggers aren’t pulling down the same kind of scrilla. Nonetheless, Fallujah (we hear) will rock the socks off of a lucky blogger (or four). If she really exists. All we have to go on are stories.
- Vikings at Jets 8:00 PM Fox (Yeah Joe Fucking Buck and Troy Aikman. If Buck is also calling the MLB game of the week tomorrow afternoon, you have our permission to pull a Rambo.)
- Chargers at Rams 8:00 PM CBS (Showdown between the league's premier running backs. Except one of them isn’t playing. Nevermind.)
- Giants at Ravens 8:00 PM NBC (Halftime feature: Jared Lorenzen will attempt to stuff an entire pot roast into his mouth.)
Before we cut you loose for the week, here are the weekly cheerleader pics. This is rapidly becoming an honored Friday tradition, much like sneaking out of work early and blowing the paycheck on black tar heroin. Let me be sure to give full credit Punter for choosing this first one.
Have a good weekend. Have some fun, but for god's sake, don’t end up like Uncle Kracker. Peace.