Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Please Explain To Me The Spasm That I Noticed Some Of My Darker-Complected Friends Endure When They lollerskates

49 Bernard Pollard

Position: DB
Height: 6-1
Weight: 224
Born: 12/23/1984
College: Purdue
NFL Experience: 2
Moves: Plentiful



děkuji: Adam at Arrowhead Addict

9 comments:

Rob I said...

This is MMP's funniest post ever.

Total BS said...

Is it just me or is comedy getting lazier and lazier?

flubby said...

oh shit we forgot the jokes

Otto Man said...

When did this site turn into a Dadaist collective?

Jarrett Carter said...

they should've made it rain playbook pages.

Jackin'4Beats said...

So he's a Chippendale's dancer in the off-season? Or maybe he's a stripper at a gay strip club.

Wormfather said...

When I first saw that clip, I lost all ability to get an errection for like 2 days. Not porn, not violence, nothing could bring it back. I wasnt even getting morning wood.

NDub said...

It's funny how he talks about the girls in Fort Wayne. I'm from the area and can think of a few strippers who dance like that. Except substitute the muscles for ass acne and herpes.

Crapass said...

I can confirm.

That is how they do it in Fort Wayne.