Thursday, August 9, 2007

KTFO: Robert Meachem assaulted by a male Gay (with bonus ball busting)

Who got Knocked The Fuck Out this week? Robert Meachem, that's who. Rookies don't realize they are supposed to play pre-season games on auto-pilot. Here, Saints receiver and former Tennessee Vol Robert Meacham gets his junk knocked loose Big East-style by Steeler rookie William "Big Play" Gay. Have I mentioned that it's wonderful times ten to have the NFL back?



Caught most of the debut of "Hard Knocks" last night. The highlights for me: Gunther Cunningham calling one his players "numb-nuts" and Hall of Famer Charlie Joiner's touching confession to a rookie that he once shit himself on the field. I didn't realize until I checked my email this morning that the narrator of HK is Brian Fontana himself, Paul Rudd. (HT: Adam at Pacman Jonesin').

Lastly, we present this bit of off-topic YouTube goodness. Play close attention to end. That MILF may have emasculated the poor bastard for the last time. How this ever made it onto television in the seventies is beyond me.

9 comments:

BeaverFever said...

adding to the wackiness of that commercial was scott Joplin's "The Entertainer" in the background.

Also, the mom in that commercial was a '70's milf.

Burnsy said...

This just reminded me that we'll be in for another season of "JACKED UP" shortly. Sigh.

Stitchface said...

"Ball Buster!" I heard the audio for this commercial on the first U.N.K.L.E. album, but I never understood how the game was actually played. "Strategic offensive and defensive moves? ...the fuck?"

Thanks for enlightening me, KSK.

Jarrett Carter said...

Not Pictured - Polamalu watching the hit stoically on the sideline.

Chamomiles Davis said...

What is it about the Saints that makes opposing player want to lay into them (see: Brown, Sheldon)?

Peter McSheisty said...

Way to hold it down for the KSK UofL fans, Flubby.(all two of us)

Otto Man said...

God bless you, Stitchface, for pinning down where I'd heard that audio before. I was thinking DJ Shadow -- close, but not exactly.

gerry dorsey said...

there was also some solid male stripper dancing going on in the hard knocks locker room.

fwiw....as a saints fan i was way pissed at the drafting of meachem.

Lord Farceface said...

These guys really should stop hitting my Saints so hard. They're the city's only source of hope. Because there was a hurricane, you know. I'm not sure if you guys had heard about that on the interwebs.

@gerry dorsey:
I also was never a fan of drafting Meachem. And judging from pretty much everything that's happened over the past few months-- showing up overweight, spraining his ankle, knee surgery, and dropping a ton of passes while getting pwned on national (well, cable) TV-- he's not doing much to restore my faith.

I miss Joe Horn. . .