Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Construda Regional 2nd Round: No. 6 Chief vs. No. 7 Redskin In a Matchup of Little Consequence!

For absolutely no reason at all, we present you with the battle for supremacy amongst Native American mascots. Will it be the wisdom of the aged Chief, or the guy with a reddish hue? Only you can decide.













Competitors


Chief------------------------------------------------------Redskin

Probable Tribe

Wyandott-------------------------------------------------Patawomeck

Reach

Extends throughout his tribe--------As far as you can throw a tomahawk

Represented by...

Robert Parish---------------------------------------------Japazeus

Strengths

Stoic leadership, rebounding--------------Duplicitousness, canoe building
Working with white man----------------------------Working with white man


Leads to...

Formation of the 500 Nations------------------------Fancy new toys
3 titles with the Celtics------------------------------Abduction of Pocahontas

Weakness

Working with white man-------------------------Working with white man

Leads to...

Set-up by the FedEx guy----------------Destruction of an indigenous people


The poll is up on the top right and it will be open through the rest of the day. This should be intense!

15 comments:

Upstate Underdog said...

I like how UM works basketball into a post about football teams.

Its o.k. to vote for Redskin if you vote for Obama. Not racist.

Otto Man said...

I've said it before, but it bears repeating. Also, I'm too lazy to write a new comment:

The Chief is easily going to overpower his fellow Native American. A powerful and skilled leader of a race will always triumph over a crude stereotype. Malcolm X trumps Stepin Fetchit, Cesar Chavez beats Carlos Mencia, and any other white man beats K-Fed.

Think you can take down a chief like Sitting Bull, punk? Aw, redskin please!

the great bambi said...

how are chiefs gonna win? it's a buncha old dudes who sit around and send the warriors (redskins) off to fight, would you take W over a marine?


/no homerism involved

John S. said...

I see this match-up as a "proletariat v. bourgeoisie" kind of thing.

SlideShow Bob said...

Thats great, but who r the Chefs?

the great bambi said...

great googley moogley

Otto Man said...

Chiefs are the ones who rose to their position based on their skills as warriors. Redskins are the ones who let others call them racial slurs.

Who sounds tougher?

Captain Caveman said...

I didn't put that much thought into it, just voted "Chief" to spite Maj.

James said...

is the redskin actually an indian, or is it just a white person whose skin is painted red?

quiet strength said...

If I'm entering The Octagon, I want to be able to move freely. In that regard, loincloth > headdress.

Awful Chief said...

Liquor is the clear winner of this one.

J.L. White said...

I think anyone who votes for the Chiefs -- or says anything bad about the Redskins -- is dishonoring the memory of Sean Taylor.

I voted for the Chiefs.

JimmyCraghorn said...

I was going to vote for the Redskin. Then I saw the picture of them lighting a fire on the outdoor pool table.
Savages.
My vote goes to the Chief

Jackin'4Beats said...

I didn't put that much thought into it, just voted "Chief" to spite Maj.

I agree with Ufford. That and go Cowboys.

Jeff V said...

Redskins is a rittle bit lacist but I vote skins!