Molested by Jack Hanna Regional Tag Team Match: No. 4 Panther and No. 3 Jaguar vs. No. 5 Charger and No. 6 Colt. WHO YA GOT?
The Molested by Jack Hanna Region contains two large-predatory-cat-versus-horse pairings. In our desire
not to have to write two poststo spice things up somewhat, we've decided to conflate the contests and make it a two-on-two, with both members of the winning team advancing in their bracket.
You're thinking, "hey - it was a lop-sided bout in favor of the cat in the first place, now it's decidedly in favor of two cats." Well you've got some attitude, mister.
One way to look at it is that cats are like women: territorial and not particularly fond of one another, unlikely to work toward a common goal. Misogynistic reading? Mostly likely. But I didn't make the rules. God did and He/She/It/Giant Spider is the greatest misogynist of them all. Then again, the cats are facing fucking horses. Who needs teamwork?
The poll is on the sidebar to the right. Voting is open through the end of the day. Voting is closed. The Panther and Jaguar won with 78 percent of the vote.