Thursday, March 13, 2008

Mousy white guy fails to prevent Bryant McKinnie from gettin' his freak on

Maybe kinda NSFW...


Some guys enjoy spending free time meeting with friends for drinks and stimulating conversation-- maybe they shoot some pool or play Golden Tee. Vikings tackle Bryant McKinnie is not one of those guys, as this video from MediaTakeOut.com clearly demonstrates.

McKinnie's easy-going exterior masks his intense focus. See how neither a gushing fan nor puking barfly is going to keep Big Mac from his hands on that bootay. He keeps adding honeys to the freakpile until Buzz Killington shows up. He obviously doesn't know how McKinnie can act when a fool tries slows his roll at the club. Still, I'd rather hang out with McKinnie and risk an ass-whipping than spend an evening with Jockstrap Joe.


12 comments:

twoeightnine said...

That girl might be a slut.

Fried Yoda said...

Heeeeeeeey, heeeeeeeeeeeeeeey, get 'em Mac, get 'em Mac! Heeeeeeeey!

Gotta love that limited vocab that ebonics has.

J said...

@ fried yoda

He's black? Never would've guessed that...

"tit" was in my word verification by the by.

Moof! said...

More proof the Vikings are the greatest team ever.

wv:jbugng

Otto Man said...

I now understand why they call him Mount McKinnie.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Dey hatin' on us baby!

That's exactly what the prosecutor was thinking.

bizzo5000 said...

This is why I hang out at local pubs. Wait, why do I hang out at local pubs?

Armchair Strong Safety said...

"This is why I hang out at local pubs. Wait, why do I hang out at local pubs?"

Beer?

Pepster said...

289 - maybe not a slut - but I am guessing that she isn't a virgin. Ok - you are right. Probably a slut.

Richard said...

Man, Plastic Bag Vomit Girl has some awesome friends there, huh?

lieutenant winslow said...

More proof the Miami Hurricanes are the greatest team ever.

-edited for factual and historical accuracy

twoeightnine said...

Bryan Pata agrees.