Ohhhhh right, they're not brown.
According to Michael David Smith at the Fanhouse, the Chiefs are spearheading (arrowheading?) the NFL's proposed ban on players wearing their hair long enough to obscure the name on the back of their jersey. What a relief, I was tired of having to ask people "Wait, is that Al Harris or AJ Hawk?"
Damn you Kansas City for pushing your Middle America customs and mores on heathen urbanites. If Troy Polamalu wants to give Larry Johnson something to grab onto when
they make sweet love he attempts to tackle him, then who are we to judge?
Speaking of flowing tresses...