This opening round match-up pits ursa mighty against one of many retarded fucking horses we've got in the running in the mascot tourney. Will Mr. Bear get the chance to eat glue like Ralph Wiggum or will the Bronco learn for sure whether there is truth to the phrase "sweet like bear meat"? Only you can decide.. WHO YA GOT?
The poll is at the top of the sidebar to the right. Voting for each contest is open until the end of the day that it's posted. Voting is closed in this contest. The Bear won with 89 percent of the vote.
Best Known For
Threatening America__________Bucking (and Levading)
Salmon, Menstruating Women________Num, num, good salt lick
Possible inglorious end
Head mounted on wall_____Glue holding together your macaroni art
Name Appropriated By
Hirsute homosexuals_______Ford Motor Company
Country way of saying it
"Godless killing machine" label appeals to atheists___Dee Mirich
Killing godlessly__________Running hopelessly