Monday, March 31, 2008

The Maj's One-Word Review of Nationals Park

(Click the picture for delicious detail)
Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn!




And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I'll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.

37 comments:

Captain Caveman said...

You have dirt under your fingernail!

/Deadspin commenter

Big Daddy Drew said...

The only thing meatier than the chili dog is your pasty hand.

Unsilent Majority said...

Stupid flash, making me look pale.

...really, I'm just light-skinned.

TurleyGirlie said...

Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?

Christmas Ape said...

Half-smoke, half condiments

twoeightnine said...

Who does your nails?
Punter of flubby?

TurleyGirlie said...

@ape:

It all makes sense now.

Big Daddy Drew said...

Did you wipe your ass with that hot dog?

Burrito Bros. Shits said...

How much was that thing? $15?

Pemulis said...

you ruined your weiner with that mustard all over it.

Grimey said...

Maybe next time try the pulled pork sandwich

Pemulis said...

upon closer inspection, that might be cheese...

/kills self

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Reminds me of the awesome BBQ Nachos they serve at the Ole Miss football games.

http://shawn-knight.net/photos/lsugame7.jpg

Otto Man said...

Why do you Yankees put so much crap on your hot dogs?

Please. Have you ever been to the Varsity in Atlanta? Last time I was there, I got a hot dog with slaw, chili, cheese, and three more hot dogs on top of it.

Does that Nats dog come with references for a cardiologist?

Burrito Bros. Shits said...

Otto- The Varsity will make your shit into some foul-ass substance.

Big deal. When I go on Sunday to see Santana and Smotlz pitch I'm sitting in ALL YOU CAN EAT SEATS bitches. I win.

The Last Unitard said...

word verification: jjqnky

Ignore that first j and cut the dangly part off the q, and you have janky.

As in Janky Spanky.

Coincidence?

Probably.

Otto Man said...

And yes Drew, the next time I go off-topic I'll be sure to include a butt wiping anecdote.

If that's what you were scarfing down at the game, Maj, you should have a distressing butt-wiping anecdote any minute now.

Speaking of which, BBS, when the healthiest thing on the menu are double-grease onion rings, it's bound to cause a crisis at the other end.

Grimey said...

it passed with flying colors

Well there's your butt-wiping anecdote right there

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roy said...

20 seconds after photo: flecks of chili, cheese and onion on back of jacket of douchebag in foreground.

Nice fucking seats, by the way. You must be really well connected.

smurphette said...

I had Hard Times instead of Ben's, since I'd rather not pay stadium prices when I only live a few blocks from the original (and because they don't sell little cheeseburgers at the Five Guys there).

J said...

that is totally not good for your health!

/is talking about seeing the Nationals

Unsilent Majority said...

2-0, bitch!

This is sure to continue.

Now no more baseball talk!

smurphette said...

@j: Yes, all these 9th-inning rallies to beat divisional rivals are doing a real number on my cardiovascular system. I don't know how I'll possibly cope.

Ricky said...

Your thumb is shaped like a pathetic dong.

Jeff V said...

Isn't everyone's thumb shaped like a pathetic dong?

Jackin'4Beats said...

UM - so what do they call that in France? Un chien avec le fromage?

or a fucking heart attack on a bun? Your choice.

romolovescock said...

was there cheese..........in.............in that danish

James said...

whatever happened to xmas abe? did they make the mistake of allowing a ksk insider into the fold?

twoeightnine said...

Hard Times is shit.

DaveG said...

@Smurphette- I too live a couple blocks from Ben's, and I can safely say that the chili at the stadium is the exact same.

Undead Zombie Horde said...

HEY! THERE WAS THAT FUCKING LIL' KOLBER BABY IN THE HEADER AGAIN!

Otto Man said...

The Kolber baby pop-up always reminds me of Glen Quagmire.

"Lois! How expected!"

TurleyGirlie said...

@ otto man

Please. Atlanta ain't a Southern city - it's more like the Indianapolis of the South.

Atlanta is full of more Yankee-transplants than the entire state of Florida.

smurphette said...

@daveg: I know it's the same, I just don't love it enough to pay higher stadium prices for it when it's a 10-minute walk from my house :)

Otto Man said...

True, turleygirlie, but the Varsity is as native Atlanta as it gets. I think Rhett Butler built it.

TheNaturalMevs said...

fam hingers