Thursday, March 27, 2008

J-Load Weighs His Grief

Think I'm finally getting a handle on all this grief weight. I know the founder of Popeyes isn't coming back, but he'd want us to soldier on in his memory.

And there are really so many fast food options, for all parts of the day. Heck, Taco Bell invented a whole new meal. A fourth meal.

I'm like Prufrock -- I can measure out my day in drivethroughs. But I'm thinking healthy now. Maybe I'll use one of those fancy innernet gizmos to map out my course of eating tomorrow. This time, I might even walk it.

Let me just sign in real quick.

Hey, what's this?

"Egg McMuffin inventor Herb Peterson dies"

Oh no.

Oh no no no.

[Eats handful of Funyuns]

Omm mom mom erm foom

20 comments:

Grimey said...

Well at least Dave Thomas from Wendy's is still around and kicking

Otto Man said...

I'm like Prufrock -- I can measure out my day in drivethroughs.

First e.e. cummings, now T.S. Eliot?

Did the Emo Eagles take over the site?

Kyle321N said...

That's low grimey. Dave Thomas was a great man and Wendy's is the best fast food restaurant.

Unsilent Majority said...

Otto- when have we ever shied away from literary references?

/foreshadows

Unsilent Majority said...

Prufrock measured out his life in coffee spoons, J-Load uses a laddel.

LT said...

Does that mean that J-Load should dare eat a peach....cobbler with lots of ice cream?

Robut M. Nixon said...

I'm like Prufrock

This made me laugh way harder than it should have.

Otto Man said...

Otto- when have we ever shied away from literary references?

True, UM.

You know who really embodies this site's style of dick jokes? Jane Austen.

J said...

fat guyyyyy in a little coat

Jackin'4Beats said...

Ray Kroc is still flippin' those burgers in the sky.

Wait...WHAT?!?!?!

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

{takes deep breath}

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

smurphette said...

@otto: Hey, KSK and Jane Austen are totally compatible styles. Both take pride in making fun of idiots, it's just that her posts are a little longer and the girl characters have more clothes on.

Otto Man said...

the girl characters have more clothes on

Well, there's your deal-breaker right there.

quiet strength said...

If there's going to be literary references with the name of Eliot, it should only be George Eliot. Now there was a real man.

Otto Man said...

Game, set and quidditch match to Quiet Strength.

I'm pretty sure that joke alone will get you an honorary MFA from Swarthmore.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

If I were reincarnated, I'd want to come back a buzzard. Nothing hates him or envies him or wants him or needs him. He is never bothered or in danger, and he can eat anything.

devang said...

I can't wait when you tie in The Wasteland to Brady Quinn's career in Cleveland.

Too bad Brett Favre retired. Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night would have been highly appropriate this year.

/T.S. Eliot and Dylan Thomas, 2of my favorites.

devang said...

If there's going to be literary references with the name of Eliot, it should only be George Eliot. Now there was a real man.

+100 QS, Very Nicely Done.

quiet strength said...

Thank you, thank you. I am feeling like with a qb from Kentucky, we've been missing some Spuckler quotes.

Brandine: "Dang, Cletus! Why'd you have to park so close to my parents?"
Cletus: "Now honey, they's mah parents too!"

Otto Man said...

"We have a slightly burnt collection of Sears Active Wear coming in later."

"What time and how burnt?"

Slothrop said...

can't wait when you tie in The Wasteland to Brady Quinn's career in Cleveland.

Done and done.
2007 Draft: "April is the cruelest month."

Horseball's rise to greatness: "I too awaited the expected guest./ He, the young man carbuncular, arrives"

The golf pictures: "he wants a good time,/ And if don't give it him, there's others will"

His career: "HURRY UP PLEASE ITS TIME."