Monday, March 24, 2008

Michael Vick Breaks Out Of Jail, Gains 4,000 Lbs., Joins Packers


Reader Andrew T. points us to obscure second year d-lineman Alfred Malone, who recently joined the Packers. Something about Alfred looks awfully familiar. Even suspicious. As flubby noted, Alfred Malone is an even worse pseudonym than Ron Mexico. Sounds like a shotgun-toting Irish nightwatchman.

Still an improvement over Favre, though.

10 comments:

Otto Man said...

And they said "The Replacements" wasn't a prophesy for our times.

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

He looks upset.

J said...

@ otto man:

"NOBODY CAN BEAT DALLAS WITH THESE LOSERS!"

18-1 said...

To the bat-cave, Ron Mexico...

BTW, I'm pretty sure he went by Robin in prison.

Slothrop said...

Put me down for a double sawbuck on the dahkie's dog. I like the cut of his jib.

brick said...

I expect Florio to pick this up on PFT any time now. I'm sure he could do a before and after comparing Vick/Malone to Shawnroids before and after.

Les Savy Ferd said...

that's just Vick photoshopped into a Texan uni, right? Right!?

Chamomiles Davis said...

Raging marijuana habit + area known for cheese and bratwurst = anything's possible.

rar288 said...

I thought that was some cgi shit at first... wow.

Who's Your Daddy said...

I was just skimming the front page and saw that picture thinking ... "huh, Vick's put on some weight." Wow! The likeness is amazing.