Saturday, March 29, 2008

The Elite 8 of Kill Kill Killers is Revealed


We're done with our internecine (pretentious!) fighting for now, and ready to get back to what's important: determining the most murderous of the mascots. We're down to the Elite Eight and have reached one overriding, indisputable conclusion: you people hate upsets. Other than the Chief in the Construda Region, there's not anything beyond a 1 or 2 seed to be found. We take it as a compliment to our seeding abilities, but shit - let's make this interesting.

14 comments:

I'm in a Frat said...

Bengal tiger is a bigger cat than the Lion. I'm calling an upset there, especially since it's a one on one fight.

Special K said...

Well, the Chief could beat the Viking. There's still hope for a colossal upset.

Babydaddy said...

I picked the Dolphin to shock the world by beating the Bengal, but apparently my poor prognostication skills are not confined to hoops. PS Fuck Mercury Morris.

SlideShow Bob said...

Jet has had a easy road going up against winged fowl, now lets see how it handles the Bear.

romolovescock said...

the jet is going to win, surprise surprise

..unless its coached by rick barnes

Kazz said...

Jet had the benefit of a weak division. God damned airplane vs the zoo. No chance making it to the final.

Otto Man said...

And the Chief is this year's cinderella story.

Hey, everything worked out great for him the last time he was the underdog.

Winston B. Mcpotsworthy said...

I just saw an impetigo Suzy Kolber bobbing hypnotically on the banner and I think I peed my pants a little bit.

A Web said...

still getting over the Falcon loss...truly thought the had it in the bag

Chip Fu said...

brackets are pretentious.

the great bambi said...

this whole argument is shallow and pedantic

Weber said...

You can't put up something as adorable as Daniel Striped-Tiger and then expect me not to vote for it.

Animal Mother said...

Pennington vs. Grossman = dogshit

Eli vs. Young = Holy shit

Viking QB TBD vs. Chefs QB TBD = Don't give a shit

Kitna vs. Palmer = one sided shit

Who'd a thunk it, but Eli has a legit shot at winning another championship in our lifetime.

Otto Man said...

this whole argument is shallow and pedantic

Yes, shallow and pedantic.