Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Why Wasn't Anyone at Practice Today?

Hey, what gives? I know we're out of the playoff chase and suffered a crushing defeat Sunday, but have some goddamn pride, why don'cha?

Even the little Mexican guy who parks my car was gone. Same with the nice security man who lets me in the front door of the training facility. I had to practice my timing patterns in the parking lot with no receivers.

Lazy fucking bums.

8 comments:

Matt said...

Sad for my Texans.

Unsilent Majority said...

brilliant

Dr.TJ Eckleburg said...

Tuesdays are off-days anyway. Good effort though.

twoeightnine said...

How'd a Jew end up in Iowa?

Chris(BessMervinGirlDetective) said...

Tuesdays are off-days anyway. Good effort though.

Sincerely,
Joe Damato,

impresario919 said...

How'd a Jew end up in Iowa?

The fuckers were lost in a desert for 40 years, so they're as confused as you are.

Jackin'4Beats said...

Sage should have gotten some Chinese food and watched a movie like Sweeney Todd yesterday.

Good luck finding receivers to throw to Mr. Manischewitz.

grungedave said...

no receivers, and I bet Sage *still* found a way to throw the ball behind the invisible route runners.