Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Holiday wonderment abounds...

I was utterly perplexed when I read this morning that Ray Lewis is, in fact, Jewish. Maj says it's utter bunk, but maybe he just doesn't want to claim God's linebacker. Nonetheless, it says so right on his Wikipedia bio-- so it must be true. Happy Hanukkah, Ray.

Jewish? Cool. But Ray as a mohel ? We think not.


26 comments:

Matt said...

Wouldn't that make him "G-d's linebacker?"

Jackson said...

Any evidence of him being Yahweh's Linebacker has been edited out of the wikipedia post it seems.

Just another example of Ray Ray's control over the liberal media.

Phony Gwynn said...

He just converted so he can carry an eight-bladed knife.

Crazy Little Thing said...

Ray. Is. Golem.

My Insignificant Life said...

Funny, he doesn't look Jewish.

devang said...

But Ray as a mohel ? We think not

Well if he were, would he get to destroy the Washington Foreskins?

(I'll show myself out now.)

Christmas Ape said...

He'll be joining his brother Richard on a very special episode of Curb Your Enthusiasm.

smurphette said...

That menorah hat makes him look like a Gayven.

Geoff Fargo said...

He must have bought the Caged Wisdom Series.

Pemulis said...

faith is a fact

Clock Cleaner said...

wikipedia took down the jewish part

now i don't know what to believe

Five Pound Bag said...

Rod Carew is disappointed

futuremrsrickankiel said...

I have visions of baby Ray Lewis beating the everloving shit out of the guy who tried to circumcise him.

Mike Murray said...

Well, some say Jews control everything, the media, banks, etc. Now they even control pregame scream-fests and introductions.

The Black Hornet said...

"... even Ray Lewis lights the menorah, atones for his sins of knocking QBs to the floor-a"

I tried

MannysHeadStash said...

That's why he stabbed that guy, post-pubescent circumcision!

Chamomiles Davis said...

Kyle Boller's under center
Our O-line's wearing thin,
And when they're under pressure,
He drops and we don't win!

Oh Boller, Boller, Boller,
Our O-line's wearing thin,
Oh Boller, Boller, Boller,
He drops and we don't win!

My Insignificant Life said...

Sammy Davis Jr. would approve of this.

Chamomiles Davis said...

Perhaps he's a member of Beta Israel?

albaNY Hawker said...

The hell with Ray Lewis' foreskin, where's the latest episode of Jerry Jones & Wade Philips given the team's humiliating home loss on Sunday??!!

The previous episode regarding tailing Jessica Simpson (pun intended) seems especially precient given her effects of being at the game.

Yee Haw - can't wait!

The Black Hornet said...

Methinks Jessica Simpson is secretly a Packer Fan

Big Daddy Drew said...

Next person that demands a Wade and Jerry post will get a Peter King gay porn post instead.

futuremrsrickankiel said...

ooh in that case WadeandJerry WadeandJerry WadeandJerry... ha!

Sam said...

Mark Schlereth just said that Sean Taylor "had been called a meast" on the pro bow selection show. Carry on

Matt said...

Hannukah ended a week ago.

JAMMQ said...

Peter King gay porn and lemon parties, that's what I'm talkin' about!

Let's take this shit back to it's gay mafia roots.