I can’t believe this! We go 10 and fucking 6 for the first time since I don’t even know when, and we get knocked out of the playoffs all because those pansyass Titans got to play the scout team for the Colts’ scout team? This is such BULLSH…
Oh my God! Oh my God! Someone left a sock lying on the ground! It’s mine! IT’S MINE!!!!!
God, I love socks. This one looks like it was in the gutter for a bit!
What was I saying? Oh yeah. The fact that such an inspirational season ended this way is horseshit! How can the Browns be sitting at home when the 9-7 Redskins get to go? The fucking Redskins? That fucking NFC, man. It’s so arbi…
HOLY SHIT, THAT MAN OVER THERE THREW THE END OF HIS HOT DOG BUN ON THE GROUND! GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!
(scarfs it up)
Oh, yeah. Oh, YEAH. That is a treat and a half.
Can someone scratch my belly? It’s been ages since I had me a good belly scratching.
This is a very sad day to be a Browns fan. But this has been a season of hope, and I am not going to lose hope now. We have a great young team and the foundation is set for…
A FUCKING UPS GUY? WHERE?! LET’S GO GET HIM! LET’S GO EAT HIS ASSHOLE OUT!
YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE DOOR, UPS GUY. STAY AWAY OR I WILL CLAMP DOWN ON YOUR PANT LEG LIKE ROSEANNE BARR ON A FRESH COCK.
What was I saying? Oh yeah, I really liked what I saw from Derek Anderson. He’s a real leader, and…
(sees female Browns fan)
MATE MATE MATE!
(runs after female Browns fan with cock out)
(jumps on top of female Browns fan and forcibly enters her)
Well, I guess the season didn’t end THAT bad.
Oh my God! Iiiiiiiiiiit’s bacon! Only one thing smells like bacon, and that’s BACON! Where where where is it? Bacon bacon bacon bacon!
Mister, show me what’s in the bag! PLEASE!!!!