Monday, December 3, 2007

And Now, An Eighth Priceless Pep Talk From Peyton Manning!


Thinking about planning a vacation? Here's my advice: go to Cambodia. There are NO laws in that place. I went there last summer. I machine gunned a dead cow. I purposely gave a hooker the clap, then wrote her a letter bragging about it. I snorted enough opium to kill Steve Coogan. And I killed an old farmer and buried him deep in the rice paddies. Then, I pissed on his grave.

Cambodia rocks.

5 comments:

devang said...

This outpouring feels a like a metaphor for BDD masturbating to the Purple Jesus' performance. Because you know, actual masturbation for a guy is gay. Satisfied yet?

quiet strength said...

These are great...

ColeTrain said...

MMmmm.... opium.

Raskolnikov said...

Don't forget to pack a wife.

Mike said...

It's tough there but it's life.