Friday, December 14, 2007

Mistake by the Lake vs. Insidious Cosmic Joke by the Same Lake. WHO YA GOT?













It's a battle for Lake Erie supremacy, dredging duties and wasted playoff berths as two surprising teams string their respective long-suffering fanbases along just a little longer. Who gets led down the garden path a little further to impending disappointment? Who bemoans fate louder? But more importantly, WHO YA GOT?

Contestants

Cleveland Browns__________Buffalo Bills

Effect on local waterways

Becomes flammable___________Becomes sausage gravy

SI designated city nickname

Believeland_______Mark Ruffalo (PK picked that one)

Intimidates opponents with

Raffish disregard of defense________Frightening 289 photoshop

Reasons for inclusion of M.I.A. on 2007 best-of list

Looking open-minded_______Marv Levy likes that exotic ass

Favorite new word

w00t_________wuh-erd?

What they'll bring to the postseason

History of futility______History of humorous futility

Finishing move

They're all witnesses_________They're feral in their whiteness

16 comments:

Upstate Underdog said...

This fan will take Buffalo and it's surrounding radioactive material burial sites.

Bill-ieve !

Dusty said...

For the love of Christ, which steroid of choice was that fuckwit in the Bills' video on?

No wonder they lost 4 straight.

Les Savy Ferd said...

Bills Bills Bills. Because, er, the other team is the browns for chrissakes.

Captain Caveman said...

That fish will haunt my dreams.

Five Pound Bag said...

Ugly Girl

nice body, bad helmet______tranny wearing girlskin suit

devang said...

What are the odds that the pussy in Buffalo smells like that dead, freaky fish.

Phony Gwynn said...

Couldn't either picture represent either city?

Also, for the first time in my life, I'll pick shit over money.

JAMMQ said...

Shout!

Hugh McSnatchercraft said...

as a dude from cleveland dating a chick from buffalo...ugh, i need to move.

NHZ said...

Man, I feel sorry for that fish. I bet he/she got made fun of a lot as a child.

quiet strength said...

Is it possible that Kyle Boller and JP Losman are actually the same person?

Jelly B. Good said...

I used to have a girlfriend that looked kinda like that fish... didn't show her off in public much, but man was she a freak in da sheets!!!

Pemulis said...

I keep coming here with my pants off ready for boner time and keep seeing no cheerleaders, but fucked up fish instead. so like i said, Boner time!!!!!!

LiarLidimew said...

Vomit in my mouth... good time.

Robocats said...

Jelly B. Good said...
"I used to have a girlfriend that looked kinda like that fish... didn't show her off in public much, but man was she a freak in da sheets!!!"


Silly question, but did you happen to notice something poking you in the scrotum when she was going down on you?

Michael Beckwith said...

Take the Browns...its reverse karma thanks to that shithead Bengals fan who wrote the Browns Deadspin preview back in the pre-season.

and yes, they will clinch the playoff birth as well this weekend...