Mistake by the Lake vs. Insidious Cosmic Joke by the Same Lake. WHO YA GOT?
It's a battle for Lake Erie supremacy, dredging duties and wasted playoff berths as two surprising teams string their respective long-suffering fanbases along just a little longer. Who gets led down the garden path a little further to impending disappointment? Who bemoans fate louder? But more importantly, WHO YA GOT?
Contestants
Cleveland Browns__________Buffalo Bills
Effect on local waterways
Becomes flammable___________Becomes sausage gravy
SI designated city nickname
Believeland_______Mark Ruffalo (PK picked that one)
Intimidates opponents with
Raffish disregard of defense________Frightening 289 photoshop
Reasons for inclusion of M.I.A. on 2007 best-of list
Looking open-minded_______Marv Levy likes that exotic ass
Favorite new word
w00t_________wuh-erd?
What they'll bring to the postseason
History of futility______History of humorous futility
Finishing move
They're all witnesses_________They're feral in their whiteness
Cleveland Browns__________Buffalo Bills
Effect on local waterways
Becomes flammable___________Becomes sausage gravy
SI designated city nickname
Believeland_______Mark Ruffalo (PK picked that one)
Intimidates opponents with
Raffish disregard of defense________Frightening 289 photoshop
Reasons for inclusion of M.I.A. on 2007 best-of list
Looking open-minded_______Marv Levy likes that exotic ass
Favorite new word
w00t_________wuh-erd?
What they'll bring to the postseason
History of futility______History of humorous futility
Finishing move
They're all witnesses_________They're feral in their whiteness
16 comments:
This fan will take Buffalo and it's surrounding radioactive material burial sites.
Bill-ieve !
For the love of Christ, which steroid of choice was that fuckwit in the Bills' video on?
No wonder they lost 4 straight.
Bills Bills Bills. Because, er, the other team is the browns for chrissakes.
That fish will haunt my dreams.
Ugly Girl
nice body, bad helmet______tranny wearing girlskin suit
What are the odds that the pussy in Buffalo smells like that dead, freaky fish.
Couldn't either picture represent either city?
Also, for the first time in my life, I'll pick shit over money.
Shout!
as a dude from cleveland dating a chick from buffalo...ugh, i need to move.
Man, I feel sorry for that fish. I bet he/she got made fun of a lot as a child.
Is it possible that Kyle Boller and JP Losman are actually the same person?
I used to have a girlfriend that looked kinda like that fish... didn't show her off in public much, but man was she a freak in da sheets!!!
I keep coming here with my pants off ready for boner time and keep seeing no cheerleaders, but fucked up fish instead. so like i said, Boner time!!!!!!
Vomit in my mouth... good time.
Jelly B. Good said...
"I used to have a girlfriend that looked kinda like that fish... didn't show her off in public much, but man was she a freak in da sheets!!!"
Silly question, but did you happen to notice something poking you in the scrotum when she was going down on you?
Take the Browns...its reverse karma thanks to that shithead Bengals fan who wrote the Browns Deadspin preview back in the pre-season.
and yes, they will clinch the playoff birth as well this weekend...
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